Stagger Lee
Master Don Juan
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This blonde chick in a burka profile made me laugh for some reason http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15873653.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
I bet this one would give Sho Kosugi a run for his Ninja dollar.Stagger Lee said:This blonde chick in a burka profile made me laugh for some reason http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15873653.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I think I'd rather stick my stuff into an electrical socket ...Blackmm said:Ill trade you for this:
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=12533872
*Has kids, and "the crazy".Stagger Lee said:She's just an UG who's a little uglier and 6 years older but appears half way normal and has no kids. I've seen uglier on POF with kids and a worse attitude believe it or not lol. The vast majority of the chicks on pof here have kids, even the ones in the early 20's.
So did you use POF at all and had better results on Match? I don't like the idea of paying for online dating but if it's better than it'd be worth the minuscle monthly subscription cost.Sue Madre said:I used to bag tons of girls from online dating and never met anyone from POF for some reason. It's a trashy site, I got most women from match and all I did was spam the same message to every dumb girl on there.
5'6" 247lbs.Stagger Lee said:This blonde chick in a burka profile made me laugh for some reason http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15873653.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Stagger Lee said:So did you use POF at all and had better results on Match? I don't like the idea of paying for online dating but if it's better than it'd be worth the minuscle monthly subscription cost.
On Match as I understand, it's free to have a profile but you have to subscribe to send and receive messages. How do you know if a female you are going to message has a subscription and can send messages?
Too bad I can't use the ones my latest, semi-freaky girl has me take - her riding me at the moment of climax, eyes all rolled back, hair flying, lip-biting, the works. Deep-throating me looking up into the camera. Then there are the naughty ones ...Poonani Maker said:Why can't they just want me based on Me and not just how some other chick reacts to me? Sick, I tell ya. Sick.
LeftyLoosey said:5'6" 247lbs.