Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Anyone care to count how many mistakes this guy has made?
Woman Pleads Guilty to Hitting Boyfriend With Baby
Woman Pleads Guilty to Hitting Boyfriend With Baby
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Another Example of a Guy Who Did Not Qualify His Woman
- Thread starter Francisco d'Anconia
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ExploringOne
Don Juan
LMAO!:crackup:
The truly sad thing is, this woman has 5 kids. Now she's gonna be in jail for 5 years. Some people should just be shot for their stupidity.
The truly sad thing is, this woman has 5 kids. Now she's gonna be in jail for 5 years. Some people should just be shot for their stupidity.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Wanna guess who will probably step up and take care of the ankle biters until mommy is sprung?ExploringOne said:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Damn, we gotta spread DJism now, THE HUMANITY DEPENDS ON IT!!! :crackup:Francisco d'Anconia said:
Might as well start grabbing people when I want some new weapons to fight!
Whoops, wrong weapon! *drops person on the floor*
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Especially with 20 year old AFCs sarging wannabe MILFs looking like her and having children with them... :nervous:djbr said:
I would hesitate to label the boyfriend as one more shining example of AFCism. Maybe I listened way too much to Loveline back in its heyday with Adam Carolla, but I sniff major chaos coming from the boyfriend. The news article didn't provide much in way of the boyfriend but by the mere analysis of the girlfriend and the events of that evening (i.e. coming home from drinking) we can safely and reliably deduce the boyfriend as probably most extremely likely equally as royally screwed in the head as she (e.g. physically abusive alcoholic asswhole).
(Edit: I was going to predict a black woman on welfare and now looking at her picture.... yeah)
(Edit: I was going to predict a black woman on welfare and now looking at her picture.... yeah)
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
He's 20 years old and has had a baby with a woman who already has 4 kids and she's an angry drunk PLUS he's defending her actions. Sounds like an AFC to me! :kick:Deep Dish said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I definitely smell food stamp recipients... in which case I guess I must concede the question arises why allow yourself to be conned by a baby factory? Oh well, I just turned on my Playstation and will get back to playing Grand Theft Auto (Vice City)... time to swing hookers like bats.
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Haha, make sure the kid is 13 or older!!djbr said:
What are hors going to do next - hors frighten me!! (LMS hides in corner huddled in an infantile position sucking his thumb)
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
I vote she gets the death penalty. How can you say "I didnt mean to hit you in the face with the baby, it just got into my hands." What kind of 3rd rate bull**** is that? Off with her head.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
the article said her chlidren were in her parents custody .Francisco d'Anconia said:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
in the first article she said she swung him, swung him like a bat. in the second article she said she didnt mean to.
poor kid.
poor kid.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
maybe laterdjbr said:I prefer not to!
I got a group of meetings to go to.
comic_relief
EDIT: I recant my earlier statement and just say that she should write a book on "how to be an effective parent."
comic_relief
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Give it time. He's hanging on making excuses for her. It'll be the way that he will prove that he is a "real man" (whatever that means).penkitten said:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wouldnt a righteous man just take his own child out of it and divorce her quietlyFrancisco d'Anconia said:
and quickly?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.