Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Anyone care to count how many mistakes this guy has made?
Woman Pleads Guilty to Hitting Boyfriend With Baby
Woman Pleads Guilty to Hitting Boyfriend With Baby
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ExploringOne
Don Juan
LMAO!:crackup:
The truly sad thing is, this woman has 5 kids. Now she's gonna be in jail for 5 years. Some people should just be shot for their stupidity.
The truly sad thing is, this woman has 5 kids. Now she's gonna be in jail for 5 years. Some people should just be shot for their stupidity.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Wanna guess who will probably step up and take care of the ankle biters until mommy is sprung?ExploringOne said:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Damn, we gotta spread DJism now, THE HUMANITY DEPENDS ON IT!!! :crackup:Francisco d'Anconia said:
Might as well start grabbing people when I want some new weapons to fight!
Whoops, wrong weapon! *drops person on the floor*
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Especially with 20 year old AFCs sarging wannabe MILFs looking like her and having children with them... :nervous:djbr said:
I would hesitate to label the boyfriend as one more shining example of AFCism. Maybe I listened way too much to Loveline back in its heyday with Adam Carolla, but I sniff major chaos coming from the boyfriend. The news article didn't provide much in way of the boyfriend but by the mere analysis of the girlfriend and the events of that evening (i.e. coming home from drinking) we can safely and reliably deduce the boyfriend as probably most extremely likely equally as royally screwed in the head as she (e.g. physically abusive alcoholic asswhole).
(Edit: I was going to predict a black woman on welfare and now looking at her picture.... yeah)
(Edit: I was going to predict a black woman on welfare and now looking at her picture.... yeah)
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
He's 20 years old and has had a baby with a woman who already has 4 kids and she's an angry drunk PLUS he's defending her actions. Sounds like an AFC to me! :kick:Deep Dish said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I definitely smell food stamp recipients... in which case I guess I must concede the question arises why allow yourself to be conned by a baby factory? Oh well, I just turned on my Playstation and will get back to playing Grand Theft Auto (Vice City)... time to swing hookers like bats.
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Haha, make sure the kid is 13 or older!!djbr said:
What are hors going to do next - hors frighten me!! (LMS hides in corner huddled in an infantile position sucking his thumb)
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
I vote she gets the death penalty. How can you say "I didnt mean to hit you in the face with the baby, it just got into my hands." What kind of 3rd rate bull**** is that? Off with her head.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
the article said her chlidren were in her parents custody .Francisco d'Anconia said:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
in the first article she said she swung him, swung him like a bat. in the second article she said she didnt mean to.
poor kid.
poor kid.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
maybe laterdjbr said:I prefer not to!
I got a group of meetings to go to.
comic_relief
EDIT: I recant my earlier statement and just say that she should write a book on "how to be an effective parent."
comic_relief
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Give it time. He's hanging on making excuses for her. It'll be the way that he will prove that he is a "real man" (whatever that means).penkitten said:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wouldnt a righteous man just take his own child out of it and divorce her quietlyFrancisco d'Anconia said:
and quickly?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.