"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Another DJ Theory Mathematically Proven - Girls are Evil!

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First, we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "time is money".
Time = Money

Therefore,
Girls = Money x Money = (Money) squared

And because "money is the root of all evil";
Money = square root symbol Evil

Therefore,
Girls = (square root symbol Evil) squared

And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil




*couldn't figure out how to make the 'squared' and 'square root' symbols show up so I changed them to blue... also, this was taken from another website. Just google "girls evil require time money".
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Seen it before as well...I used it in my Composition II class about a year ago for an essay to convince people of a point.

My professor was a lady who, luckily, had a decent sense of humour.
 

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i'm going to say you got lucky on that one cablelight
 
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