Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Another DJ Theory Mathematically Proven - Girls are Evil!

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First, we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "time is money".
Time = Money

Therefore,
Girls = Money x Money = (Money) squared

And because "money is the root of all evil";
Money = square root symbol Evil

Therefore,
Girls = (square root symbol Evil) squared

And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil




*couldn't figure out how to make the 'squared' and 'square root' symbols show up so I changed them to blue... also, this was taken from another website. Just google "girls evil require time money".
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Seen it before as well...I used it in my Composition II class about a year ago for an essay to convince people of a point.

My professor was a lady who, luckily, had a decent sense of humour.
 
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i'm going to say you got lucky on that one cablelight
 
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