"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Another DJ Theory Mathematically Proven - Girls are Evil!

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First, we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "time is money".
Time = Money

Therefore,
Girls = Money x Money = (Money) squared

And because "money is the root of all evil";
Money = square root symbol Evil

Therefore,
Girls = (square root symbol Evil) squared

And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil




*couldn't figure out how to make the 'squared' and 'square root' symbols show up so I changed them to blue... also, this was taken from another website. Just google "girls evil require time money".
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Seen it before as well...I used it in my Composition II class about a year ago for an essay to convince people of a point.

My professor was a lady who, luckily, had a decent sense of humour.
 
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i'm going to say you got lucky on that one cablelight
 
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