"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Another DJ Theory Mathematically Proven - Girls are Evil!

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First, we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "time is money".
Time = Money

Therefore,
Girls = Money x Money = (Money) squared

And because "money is the root of all evil";
Money = square root symbol Evil

Therefore,
Girls = (square root symbol Evil) squared

And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil




*couldn't figure out how to make the 'squared' and 'square root' symbols show up so I changed them to blue... also, this was taken from another website. Just google "girls evil require time money".
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Seen it before as well...I used it in my Composition II class about a year ago for an essay to convince people of a point.

My professor was a lady who, luckily, had a decent sense of humour.
 
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i'm going to say you got lucky on that one cablelight
 
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