"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Another DJ Theory Mathematically Proven - Girls are Evil!

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First, we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "time is money".
Time = Money

Therefore,
Girls = Money x Money = (Money) squared

And because "money is the root of all evil";
Money = square root symbol Evil

Therefore,
Girls = (square root symbol Evil) squared

And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil




*couldn't figure out how to make the 'squared' and 'square root' symbols show up so I changed them to blue... also, this was taken from another website. Just google "girls evil require time money".
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Seen it before as well...I used it in my Composition II class about a year ago for an essay to convince people of a point.

My professor was a lady who, luckily, had a decent sense of humour.
 

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i'm going to say you got lucky on that one cablelight
 
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