"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Patrick124
Master Don Juan
If a mate n I are chilling and A hotass chick walks by, n he he turns to check her out, I'll look at ehr, adn when shes gone I'll alwwyas be like "yeeeey josh! I saw u checkin out that fine ass!"[this is usually at school, otherwise we'd approach]
^not what u mean, yes?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I was in the library and this chick was getting magazines, so i was checking out her ass. Then this guy near me was like "why are you checking out (girl's name) ass" she immedietely covers it with a magazine
and i say to him. the real question is why weren't you. so he muttered something like, i was. it was funny.Screw the chicks feelings, if they didn't want guys to look at their curves, they shouldn't wear something that shows them.
ShizamDaMan
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Guy: "'oels, I see you checking out that girl!"
You: "Yeah, your point?"
Frankly your friend should be proud you're scoping out the fine girls