"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Ana Nicole Smith is dead
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
I love it. She died before the old man did and she doesn't get half: poetic justice, slvt.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SnakeCharmer
Don Juan
With her drug usage, plus her weight going crazy, I'd say the cause is up in the air. The media will more than likely blame it on a heart attack or something like that, but I'm going to say that drug use of some form ended her life. (If not acumulated damage from her years of being an addict.)
thefonz
Master Don Juan
Rip
SnakeCharmer
Don Juan
"she's definitely on drugs, every time I see her on tv she is talking like she is wacked out of her mind."
Oh yeah, I watched a little clip a while back (think it was an awards thing), and she was certainly riding on her own personal chemical cloud. "And we make beeeeyuuutifulll music!"
She was a beautiful woman, but she was so screwed up on drugs that it is amazing she lived this long.
Oh yeah, I watched a little clip a while back (think it was an awards thing), and she was certainly riding on her own personal chemical cloud. "And we make beeeeyuuutifulll music!"
She was a beautiful woman, but she was so screwed up on drugs that it is amazing she lived this long.
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
Another one bites the dust.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
when she was younger, she was hot.
She started off being a stripper so they are usually one of the most messed up of women. Even after they leave that life they can never usually recover from the bad habits they picked.
My bet is that she died from cocaine mixed with anti-depression drugs that caused her to have a heart attack.
She started off being a stripper so they are usually one of the most messed up of women. Even after they leave that life they can never usually recover from the bad habits they picked.
My bet is that she died from cocaine mixed with anti-depression drugs that caused her to have a heart attack.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Yeah, it went to her head...Desdinova said:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
I guess the ghost finished the job this time. :crackup:
~attrACTION~
Banned
Can anyone say KARMA?
Even though I do not really care for her, it is slightly sad to see a human being go. If anything, I admired her ambition, though perhaps tainted by her lack of morality in marrying a dying man. Either way, I would rather look at the positives of everything.
I think she went through a lot, for example losing her son. Yet, whether with drugs or not, she seemed to always be in a bubbly/friendly mood (at least when I saw her on TV), so I also admire that aspect of her enthusiastic personality.
R.I.P.
Even though I do not really care for her, it is slightly sad to see a human being go. If anything, I admired her ambition, though perhaps tainted by her lack of morality in marrying a dying man. Either way, I would rather look at the positives of everything.
I think she went through a lot, for example losing her son. Yet, whether with drugs or not, she seemed to always be in a bubbly/friendly mood (at least when I saw her on TV), so I also admire that aspect of her enthusiastic personality.
R.I.P.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
what if her and her son were murdered in the bahamas for their money?
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
BBX
Master Don Juan
u cant really joke about it, i mean it is really sad, shes been through more than any of u fukers
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.