"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ana Nicole Smith is dead
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
I love it. She died before the old man did and she doesn't get half: poetic justice, slvt.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
SnakeCharmer
Don Juan
With her drug usage, plus her weight going crazy, I'd say the cause is up in the air. The media will more than likely blame it on a heart attack or something like that, but I'm going to say that drug use of some form ended her life. (If not acumulated damage from her years of being an addict.)
thefonz
Master Don Juan
Rip
SnakeCharmer
Don Juan
"she's definitely on drugs, every time I see her on tv she is talking like she is wacked out of her mind."
Oh yeah, I watched a little clip a while back (think it was an awards thing), and she was certainly riding on her own personal chemical cloud. "And we make beeeeyuuutifulll music!"
She was a beautiful woman, but she was so screwed up on drugs that it is amazing she lived this long.
Oh yeah, I watched a little clip a while back (think it was an awards thing), and she was certainly riding on her own personal chemical cloud. "And we make beeeeyuuutifulll music!"
She was a beautiful woman, but she was so screwed up on drugs that it is amazing she lived this long.
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
Another one bites the dust.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
when she was younger, she was hot.
She started off being a stripper so they are usually one of the most messed up of women. Even after they leave that life they can never usually recover from the bad habits they picked.
My bet is that she died from cocaine mixed with anti-depression drugs that caused her to have a heart attack.
She started off being a stripper so they are usually one of the most messed up of women. Even after they leave that life they can never usually recover from the bad habits they picked.
My bet is that she died from cocaine mixed with anti-depression drugs that caused her to have a heart attack.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Yeah, it went to her head...Desdinova said:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
I guess the ghost finished the job this time. :crackup:
~attrACTION~
Banned
Can anyone say KARMA?
Even though I do not really care for her, it is slightly sad to see a human being go. If anything, I admired her ambition, though perhaps tainted by her lack of morality in marrying a dying man. Either way, I would rather look at the positives of everything.
I think she went through a lot, for example losing her son. Yet, whether with drugs or not, she seemed to always be in a bubbly/friendly mood (at least when I saw her on TV), so I also admire that aspect of her enthusiastic personality.
R.I.P.
Even though I do not really care for her, it is slightly sad to see a human being go. If anything, I admired her ambition, though perhaps tainted by her lack of morality in marrying a dying man. Either way, I would rather look at the positives of everything.
I think she went through a lot, for example losing her son. Yet, whether with drugs or not, she seemed to always be in a bubbly/friendly mood (at least when I saw her on TV), so I also admire that aspect of her enthusiastic personality.
R.I.P.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
what if her and her son were murdered in the bahamas for their money?
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
BBX
Master Don Juan
u cant really joke about it, i mean it is really sad, shes been through more than any of u fukers
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.