"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ana Nicole Smith is dead

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ChrizZ

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OH NO! THE DAY HAS COME! ANNA IS DEAD! IT´S GONNA RAIN FROGS AND THE WATER IS GONNA TURN INTO BLOOD!
WHO GIVES A SH!T???
 

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take it easy chief. just thought people would get a kick out of it.
 

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I love it. She died before the old man did and she doesn't get half: poetic justice, slvt.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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With her drug usage, plus her weight going crazy, I'd say the cause is up in the air. The media will more than likely blame it on a heart attack or something like that, but I'm going to say that drug use of some form ended her life. (If not acumulated damage from her years of being an addict.)
 

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Rip
 

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SnakeCharmer said:
With her drug usage, plus her weight going crazy, I'd say the cause is up in the air. The media will more than likely blame it on a heart attack or something like that, but I'm going to say that drug use of some form ended her life. (If not acumulated damage from her years of being an addict.)

she's definitely on drugs, every time I see her on tv she is talking like she is wacked out of her mind.
 

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"she's definitely on drugs, every time I see her on tv she is talking like she is wacked out of her mind."

Oh yeah, I watched a little clip a while back (think it was an awards thing), and she was certainly riding on her own personal chemical cloud. "And we make beeeeyuuutifulll music!"

She was a beautiful woman, but she was so screwed up on drugs that it is amazing she lived this long.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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when she was younger, she was hot.

She started off being a stripper so they are usually one of the most messed up of women. Even after they leave that life they can never usually recover from the bad habits they picked.

My bet is that she died from cocaine mixed with anti-depression drugs that caused her to have a heart attack.
 

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Initial reports said she had extremely high levels of trimspa in her blood.

I cringe everytime I hear "Trimspa, baby!" Glad I won't hear it again.
 

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Can anyone say KARMA?

Even though I do not really care for her, it is slightly sad to see a human being go. If anything, I admired her ambition, though perhaps tainted by her lack of morality in marrying a dying man. Either way, I would rather look at the positives of everything.

I think she went through a lot, for example losing her son. Yet, whether with drugs or not, she seemed to always be in a bubbly/friendly mood (at least when I saw her on TV), so I also admire that aspect of her enthusiastic personality.

R.I.P.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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RIP! gosh has it been so long since the anna nicole show? **** i'm getting old!!! sad loss, i always hate it when ppl die!
 

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Sad. She seemed messed up.

Was a solid 9 back in tha day.
 

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what if her and her son were murdered in the bahamas for their money?
 

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u cant really joke about it, i mean it is really sad, shes been through more than any of u fukers
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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