MacAvoy
Banned
When a man leaves a women, why does she think that if she says "I'm pregnant" does she think that will make the man stay and give her another chance?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
an age old questions for DJ's to explain
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MacAvoy
Banned
edit: I've obviously had a women do this to me recently but the funny part is, a week before she was drinking alcohol (which I forgot she was and she forgot about as well) but she said she knew she was prego for over a month but didn't tell me cuz she was waiting for the right time.
So for me, this women is even more useless and not even worth my time because she was willing to drink alcohol when she knew she was pregnant (aka I could forgive I psycho chick lying saying she is prego when she isn't but I won't ever take back a chick who would drink when she knows she's pregnant - any way you look at it, its a catch 22 and she's not coming out ahead.)
Women are messed and I'm lovin it, I can see right through them, its so much easier to play the game when you have the knowledge, that being said, I've still got my weaknesses, and can't control my brain when it comes to them but I''ve learned how to keep it in check and minimize those problems)
So for me, this women is even more useless and not even worth my time because she was willing to drink alcohol when she knew she was pregnant (aka I could forgive I psycho chick lying saying she is prego when she isn't but I won't ever take back a chick who would drink when she knows she's pregnant - any way you look at it, its a catch 22 and she's not coming out ahead.)
Women are messed and I'm lovin it, I can see right through them, its so much easier to play the game when you have the knowledge, that being said, I've still got my weaknesses, and can't control my brain when it comes to them but I''ve learned how to keep it in check and minimize those problems)
The odd thing is, women trying this trick multiple times. Did revealing your pregnancy work with any of the three fathers of your last three kids? Definition of insanity. But people of either gender do crazy things at the last minute when they're about to get the shaft at the end of a relationship.MacAvoy said:
You’d better hope it is merely a sh!t test. If she really is pregnant and you are the father and you don’t want to be in your child’s life; then if she’s smart enough to call a lawyer you have two choices:
1) Pay through the nose for 18 years 9 months.
2) Pay out the azz for 18 years 9 months.
Of course the correct choice is number 3: Be a decent human being and own up to your responsibilities as a father.
It takes a true DJ to do choose number 3.
1) Pay through the nose for 18 years 9 months.
2) Pay out the azz for 18 years 9 months.
Of course the correct choice is number 3: Be a decent human being and own up to your responsibilities as a father.
It takes a true DJ to do choose number 3.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Before you go jumping into fatherhood, I suggest that you get a paternity test done.
Think about it: she's crazy enough to drink while she's pregnant. She's probably equally as crazy to screw around with a whole slew of different guys.
Oh, and MacAvoy, you really aren't picking the right ones. Sounds like your slumming it up.
Think about it: she's crazy enough to drink while she's pregnant. She's probably equally as crazy to screw around with a whole slew of different guys.
Oh, and MacAvoy, you really aren't picking the right ones. Sounds like your slumming it up.
TheLadiesMan
Master Don Juan
Yikes, what kinds of b*tches are you seeing dude?! ...and can I get some digits here? sike. 
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
How many "good guys" do you know who can walk away from a living part of himself?MacAvoy said: