shydude
Master Don Juan
HAhA i really likes it!!! judged on what u said i am not GAY! i have no pets. And i Do have a six pack! I am only 16@ 
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Am I gay?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Funny list. I scored a two and a half out of eight.
1) I like some romantic comedies. Don't hate, appreciate.
2) I refuse to take a **** in public restrooms.
Plus a half of a point because I used to own a cat, I like cats and one day I want to have a pet Lion... Or a lynx at the least.
Damn. Guess I'm going to have to make a trip to my local prison. Before reading this list... I could have sworn I loved women...
1) I like some romantic comedies. Don't hate, appreciate.
2) I refuse to take a **** in public restrooms.
Plus a half of a point because I used to own a cat, I like cats and one day I want to have a pet Lion... Or a lynx at the least.
Damn. Guess I'm going to have to make a trip to my local prison. Before reading this list... I could have sworn I loved women...
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Dammit I was expecting him to confess too so i could say AHAHA UR A RAGING HOMO! F*G!spider_007 said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
brosnake
Don Juan
Thank you for posting this. I'm still laughing. I e-mailed this to my friend that has a cat. The subject was: "I knew you were a fag, bro. Here's proof."