shydude
Master Don Juan
HAhA i really likes it!!! judged on what u said i am not GAY! i have no pets. And i Do have a six pack! I am only 16@ 
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Am I gay?
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- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Funny list. I scored a two and a half out of eight.
1) I like some romantic comedies. Don't hate, appreciate.
2) I refuse to take a **** in public restrooms.
Plus a half of a point because I used to own a cat, I like cats and one day I want to have a pet Lion... Or a lynx at the least.
Damn. Guess I'm going to have to make a trip to my local prison. Before reading this list... I could have sworn I loved women...
1) I like some romantic comedies. Don't hate, appreciate.
2) I refuse to take a **** in public restrooms.
Plus a half of a point because I used to own a cat, I like cats and one day I want to have a pet Lion... Or a lynx at the least.
Damn. Guess I'm going to have to make a trip to my local prison. Before reading this list... I could have sworn I loved women...
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Dammit I was expecting him to confess too so i could say AHAHA UR A RAGING HOMO! F*G!spider_007 said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
brosnake
Don Juan
Thank you for posting this. I'm still laughing. I e-mailed this to my friend that has a cat. The subject was: "I knew you were a fag, bro. Here's proof."