shydude
Master Don Juan
HAhA i really likes it!!! judged on what u said i am not GAY! i have no pets. And i Do have a six pack! I am only 16@ 
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Am I gay?
- Thread starter ER!C L!VE
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Funny list. I scored a two and a half out of eight.
1) I like some romantic comedies. Don't hate, appreciate.
2) I refuse to take a **** in public restrooms.
Plus a half of a point because I used to own a cat, I like cats and one day I want to have a pet Lion... Or a lynx at the least.
Damn. Guess I'm going to have to make a trip to my local prison. Before reading this list... I could have sworn I loved women...
1) I like some romantic comedies. Don't hate, appreciate.
2) I refuse to take a **** in public restrooms.
Plus a half of a point because I used to own a cat, I like cats and one day I want to have a pet Lion... Or a lynx at the least.
Damn. Guess I'm going to have to make a trip to my local prison. Before reading this list... I could have sworn I loved women...
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Dammit I was expecting him to confess too so i could say AHAHA UR A RAGING HOMO! F*G!spider_007 said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
brosnake
Don Juan
Thank you for posting this. I'm still laughing. I e-mailed this to my friend that has a cat. The subject was: "I knew you were a fag, bro. Here's proof."