shydude
Master Don Juan
HAhA i really likes it!!! judged on what u said i am not GAY! i have no pets. And i Do have a six pack! I am only 16@ 
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Am I gay?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Funny list. I scored a two and a half out of eight.
1) I like some romantic comedies. Don't hate, appreciate.
2) I refuse to take a **** in public restrooms.
Plus a half of a point because I used to own a cat, I like cats and one day I want to have a pet Lion... Or a lynx at the least.
Damn. Guess I'm going to have to make a trip to my local prison. Before reading this list... I could have sworn I loved women...
1) I like some romantic comedies. Don't hate, appreciate.
2) I refuse to take a **** in public restrooms.
Plus a half of a point because I used to own a cat, I like cats and one day I want to have a pet Lion... Or a lynx at the least.
Damn. Guess I'm going to have to make a trip to my local prison. Before reading this list... I could have sworn I loved women...
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Dammit I was expecting him to confess too so i could say AHAHA UR A RAGING HOMO! F*G!spider_007 said:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
brosnake
Don Juan
Thank you for posting this. I'm still laughing. I e-mailed this to my friend that has a cat. The subject was: "I knew you were a fag, bro. Here's proof."