hungry_american
Don Juan
I am 138 Lbs and 5'10"
How long would it take with dedication to look some what toned I look fat gahh
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
umm... yeahOriginally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
Do lots of situps and stuff.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Why don't you start working and find out?Originally posted by hungry_american
How long would it take with dedication to look some what toned I look fat gahh
Seven years, two months, three weeks, four days, ten hours, eleven minutes and fifty-one seconds precisely, provided of course that you were born under the star sign of either Leo or Taurus, haven't got two left feet, are not gay, own a blue mini cooper, listen to Robert Palmer and practice occult rituals involving black candles, brimstone pepsi and dessicated parrot, at the dead of night every second Tuesday of the month, if and only if you isolate quadrant 234234 of the bicep by raising your left eyebrow 10% of your height in centimetres while doing concentration curls, whilst whistling Old Suzanna and wearing a pink tutu with "SPANK ME HARD" printed on the back.Originally posted by hungry_american
How long would it take with dedication to look some what toned I look fat gahh
BMI isn't perfect but unless you are a bodybuilder with a insanely low bodyfat% a BMI of 30+ may not be accurate but it does bring up concern.Originally posted by Duo
I'm 5'11" and 230 lbs, and I don't consider myself fat. (BMI says I'm obese, but it LIES!)
So in other words, no. You're not fat. You're just not that muscular.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
:crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by onelife
what about me, im pretty phat yo
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