hungry_american
Don Juan
I am 138 Lbs and 5'10"
How long would it take with dedication to look some what toned I look fat gahh
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Am I FaT
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I am 138 Lbs and 5'10"
How long would it take with dedication to look some what toned I look fat gahh
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
dentalfloss
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uhh...go work out...but youre not fat, not even friggin close
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
Why don't you start working and find out?
Warboss Alex
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Seven years, two months, three weeks, four days, ten hours, eleven minutes and fifty-one seconds precisely, provided of course that you were born under the star sign of either Leo or Taurus, haven't got two left feet, are not gay, own a blue mini cooper, listen to Robert Palmer and practice occult rituals involving black candles, brimstone pepsi and dessicated parrot, at the dead of night every second Tuesday of the month, if and only if you isolate quadrant 234234 of the bicep by raising your left eyebrow 10% of your height in centimetres while doing concentration curls, whilst whistling Old Suzanna and wearing a pink tutu with "SPANK ME HARD" printed on the back.
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I agree with Warboss, although I should point out that the candle don't have to be black necessarily, I would suggest navy equally effective, provided it's girth remains inversely proportionate to it's height x pi.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
BMI isn't perfect but unless you are a bodybuilder with a insanely low bodyfat% a BMI of 30+ may not be accurate but it does bring up concern.
diablo
Master Don Juan
At 18, if you're 138 and 5'10" that's generally considered scrawny - not fat. The fact that you have a belly indicates a very unhealthy diet - the which is what you'll need to change (along with exercise) in order to get "normal". There's a wealth of information on here which can help you out if you'll put in the time and effort required.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
:crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by onelife
what about me, im pretty phat yo
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