"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Am I FaT

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Duo

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I'm 5'11" and 230 lbs, and I don't consider myself fat. (BMI says I'm obese, but it LIES!)

So in other words, no. You're not fat. You're just not that muscular.
 

Julian

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you are whats called skinny fat.

skinny dude with high bf %.

Start lifting.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Warboss Alex

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Originally posted by hungry_american
How long would it take with dedication to look some what toned I look fat gahh
Seven years, two months, three weeks, four days, ten hours, eleven minutes and fifty-one seconds precisely, provided of course that you were born under the star sign of either Leo or Taurus, haven't got two left feet, are not gay, own a blue mini cooper, listen to Robert Palmer and practice occult rituals involving black candles, brimstone pepsi and dessicated parrot, at the dead of night every second Tuesday of the month, if and only if you isolate quadrant 234234 of the bicep by raising your left eyebrow 10% of your height in centimetres while doing concentration curls, whilst whistling Old Suzanna and wearing a pink tutu with "SPANK ME HARD" printed on the back.
 
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manuva

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I agree with Warboss, although I should point out that the candle don't have to be black necessarily, I would suggest navy equally effective, provided it's girth remains inversely proportionate to it's height x pi.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Duo
I'm 5'11" and 230 lbs, and I don't consider myself fat. (BMI says I'm obese, but it LIES!)

So in other words, no. You're not fat. You're just not that muscular.
BMI isn't perfect but unless you are a bodybuilder with a insanely low bodyfat% a BMI of 30+ may not be accurate but it does bring up concern.
 

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At 18, if you're 138 and 5'10" that's generally considered scrawny - not fat. The fact that you have a belly indicates a very unhealthy diet - the which is what you'll need to change (along with exercise) in order to get "normal". There's a wealth of information on here which can help you out if you'll put in the time and effort required.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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