"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ain't had sex since 2003. who can beat me?

shaunuk

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lol I love how 20-odd year old virgins claim they are only virgins because they're extremely picky. Might be the case for some people but for most it's just cause they're having problems getting laid.

Kinda funny how people also say they had the chance to **** tons of hot girls but have no explanation as to why they didn't..strange.

Lads, some of you need to start thinking straight. A "HB6" is not "ugly" or "below your standards". Just fvck them for Christ's sake, you're a 20-something virgin seemingly waiting for Calypso herself to open wide. When you actually know how to have sex then maybe you'll be pulling 9's.

(not aimed at anyone at all, just my opinion about it)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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TheBaconator

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shaunuk said:
lol I love how 20-odd year old virgins claim they are only virgins because they're extremely picky. Might be the case for some people but for most it's just cause they're having problems getting laid.

Kinda funny how people also say they had the chance to **** tons of hot girls but have no explanation as to why they didn't..strange.

Lads, some of you need to start thinking straight. A "HB6" is not "ugly" or "below your standards". Just fvck them for Christ's sake, you're a 20-something virgin seemingly waiting for Calypso herself to open wide. When you actually know how to have sex then maybe you'll be pulling 9's.

(not aimed at anyone at all, just my opinion about it)
Agreed. For these fellas who are just "too picky" what do you think will happen in the event you finally get a hold of that precious HB9 or 10 you are seeking? Chances are they will have had their fair share of dik and you will be lackluster in bed.

Being too picky and surpassing chances sounds like a cop out to me. True I wouldn't touch a whale or grotesque girl, but when the lights are out ***** has no face, and believe it or not you can have more fun with a 6 then a 9 sometimes.
 
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