"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ain't had sex since 2003. who can beat me?

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shaunuk

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lol I love how 20-odd year old virgins claim they are only virgins because they're extremely picky. Might be the case for some people but for most it's just cause they're having problems getting laid.

Kinda funny how people also say they had the chance to **** tons of hot girls but have no explanation as to why they didn't..strange.

Lads, some of you need to start thinking straight. A "HB6" is not "ugly" or "below your standards". Just fvck them for Christ's sake, you're a 20-something virgin seemingly waiting for Calypso herself to open wide. When you actually know how to have sex then maybe you'll be pulling 9's.

(not aimed at anyone at all, just my opinion about it)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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TheBaconator

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shaunuk said:
lol I love how 20-odd year old virgins claim they are only virgins because they're extremely picky. Might be the case for some people but for most it's just cause they're having problems getting laid.

Kinda funny how people also say they had the chance to **** tons of hot girls but have no explanation as to why they didn't..strange.

Lads, some of you need to start thinking straight. A "HB6" is not "ugly" or "below your standards". Just fvck them for Christ's sake, you're a 20-something virgin seemingly waiting for Calypso herself to open wide. When you actually know how to have sex then maybe you'll be pulling 9's.

(not aimed at anyone at all, just my opinion about it)
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Agreed. For these fellas who are just "too picky" what do you think will happen in the event you finally get a hold of that precious HB9 or 10 you are seeking? Chances are they will have had their fair share of dik and you will be lackluster in bed.

Being too picky and surpassing chances sounds like a cop out to me. True I wouldn't touch a whale or grotesque girl, but when the lights are out ***** has no face, and believe it or not you can have more fun with a 6 then a 9 sometimes.
 
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