"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Ahhh, how cute, your first porn....

Thread starter Bad_Lil'Pixie
Start date Jun 1, 2006

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Bad_Lil'Pixie

Senior Don Juan

#1

I had a very fun conversation last night with my lover...

Who was you first fantasy maker?

His: Dorthy, Wizard of Oz... He wanted to rescue her alright and be her magical wizard too. I just may have to see if he still has a little something for pig tails and red shoes.

Mine: The kid on H R Puffnstuff. "Jimmy" (?) maybe, who cares, yes he was the maker of many moans in the young life of BLP.

So, who was yours, come on, was it Daisy Duke?, Chrissie on Three's Company?, The blonde on Dallas, Charlene something, come on fess up.

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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RedPill

Master Don Juan

#2

I think I speak for about half the guys here, across several generations, when I say it was The Price is Right models. :yes:

C'mon guys, you know you jerked it to at least one of those sultry vixens when you were 12. The way they smiled at you as they fondled those prizes! I was crushed when I heard that Bob Barker was already banging all of them.

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A-Unit

Master Don Juan

#3

Re:

Kelly Kipowski (Tiffany Amber Thiessen) from "saved by the bell," though Jesse Spano has more sex appeal now after her sex movie.

Madonna.

The chick from the "Chase."

Bo Derrick.

Topanga, before she got fat.

Bond Girls.

I was boob kid when I was younger; so I've confessed it to all you women out there, I saw your tits at 7 years old and loved them.

A-Unit

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italostud

Master Don Juan

#4

A-Unit said:
Topanga, before she got fat.

That was so funny hahahahaha.

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seanchai

Master Don Juan

#5

Topanga after she got fat wasn't bad either.

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

Desdinova

Master Don Juan

#6

Mine: The kid on H R Puffnstuff.

You know you're dating yourself, right?

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Bad_Lil'Pixie

Senior Don Juan

#7

Desdinova said:
You know you're dating yourself, right?

Well, I did begin self pleasuring at a very young age and um, um, RE-RUNS, yeah, that's it, TV Land RE-RUNS!!!

Damn, Des, leave it to you not to let anything slide, I guess that is what makes you a great mod!

Now, answer the question!

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Vulpine

Master Don Juan

#8

Like, seriously whacking it? Karen McDougal.

Before that, mildly rubbing: Black-haired Veronica from the Archie/Jughead comics.

Desdinova

Master Don Juan

#9

Now, answer the question!

Okay, uhhhhhhhhhh....

Fvck I dunno. Real-life girls were much more appealing. I had this chick in my fifth grade class who asked me if I had a dinky. I saw her not too long ago, and she looks like a fried egg now.

So, to answer your question: to hell with TV, bring me a REAL girl!

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WhitePimp

Master Don Juan

#10

Begins and ends with Heidi from Home Improvement

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Z

Zeal

Don Juan

#11

I think the very very first stuff that made me feel funny in the pants were Daphne (Scooby Doo) and possibly Kelly Kapowski from SBTB.

T

thefonz

Master Don Juan

#12

Stephanie Tanner from Full House

Jariel

Master Don Juan

#13

My first crush was Jane from "Rod, Jane and Freddy" who appeared on UK kids' tv program Rainbow.

http://www.its-behind-you.com/images/RJFCharming.jpg

I also had a weird thing for a cartoon character called Cupcake from an animated series called "Fonz and the Happy Days Gang" ...pictured here...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/fonzhdgang3.jpg

Coincidentally, I went out with a girl just like her last year! (Pigtails included)

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BBX

Master Don Juan

#14

A-Unit said:
Topanga, before she got fat.

Hahaha yea yea yes yes. Topanga I wanted to bang her. Theres a ring to it lol

T

typical

Master Don Juan

#15

Is that topanga from boy meets world ?

If so yea her and heidi from home improvement

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

KarmaSutra

Banned

#16

I remember exactly. Taija Rae pornslvt from the early eighties.

The most perfect boobs I'd seen to that point. Jesus, I think my left nutt dropped about then.

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Dogfish

Don Juan

#17

hm, first hardcore was a weird german blond chick... gina wild. yeah.

my parents found the disk... :cuss:

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dannowillbookem

Master Don Juan

#18

i think every guy who grew up in the nineties can agree.

hilary clinton.

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john_1234

Senior Don Juan

#19

not the first, but when i first saw a pix of jenna jameson i was in a trance

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The_flying_dutchman

Senior Don Juan

#20

The little mermaid. Man, I'd still knock her up if I had the chance.

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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