"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Ahhh, how cute, your first porn....

Thread starter Bad_Lil'Pixie
Start date Jun 1, 2006

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Bad_Lil'Pixie

Senior Don Juan

#1

I had a very fun conversation last night with my lover...

Who was you first fantasy maker?

His: Dorthy, Wizard of Oz... He wanted to rescue her alright and be her magical wizard too. I just may have to see if he still has a little something for pig tails and red shoes.

Mine: The kid on H R Puffnstuff. "Jimmy" (?) maybe, who cares, yes he was the maker of many moans in the young life of BLP.

So, who was yours, come on, was it Daisy Duke?, Chrissie on Three's Company?, The blonde on Dallas, Charlene something, come on fess up.

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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RedPill

Master Don Juan

#2

I think I speak for about half the guys here, across several generations, when I say it was The Price is Right models. :yes:

C'mon guys, you know you jerked it to at least one of those sultry vixens when you were 12. The way they smiled at you as they fondled those prizes! I was crushed when I heard that Bob Barker was already banging all of them.

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A-Unit

Master Don Juan

#3

Re:

Kelly Kipowski (Tiffany Amber Thiessen) from "saved by the bell," though Jesse Spano has more sex appeal now after her sex movie.

Madonna.

The chick from the "Chase."

Bo Derrick.

Topanga, before she got fat.

Bond Girls.

I was boob kid when I was younger; so I've confessed it to all you women out there, I saw your tits at 7 years old and loved them.

A-Unit

I

italostud

Master Don Juan

#4

A-Unit said:
Topanga, before she got fat.

That was so funny hahahahaha.

S

seanchai

Master Don Juan

#5

Topanga after she got fat wasn't bad either.

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Desdinova

Master Don Juan

#6

Mine: The kid on H R Puffnstuff.

You know you're dating yourself, right?

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Bad_Lil'Pixie

Senior Don Juan

#7

Desdinova said:
You know you're dating yourself, right?

Well, I did begin self pleasuring at a very young age and um, um, RE-RUNS, yeah, that's it, TV Land RE-RUNS!!!

Damn, Des, leave it to you not to let anything slide, I guess that is what makes you a great mod!

Now, answer the question!

V

Vulpine

Master Don Juan

#8

Like, seriously whacking it? Karen McDougal.

Before that, mildly rubbing: Black-haired Veronica from the Archie/Jughead comics.

Desdinova

Master Don Juan

#9

Now, answer the question!

Okay, uhhhhhhhhhh....

Fvck I dunno. Real-life girls were much more appealing. I had this chick in my fifth grade class who asked me if I had a dinky. I saw her not too long ago, and she looks like a fried egg now.

So, to answer your question: to hell with TV, bring me a REAL girl!

W

WhitePimp

Master Don Juan

#10

Begins and ends with Heidi from Home Improvement

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Z

Zeal

Don Juan

#11

I think the very very first stuff that made me feel funny in the pants were Daphne (Scooby Doo) and possibly Kelly Kapowski from SBTB.

T

thefonz

Master Don Juan

#12

Stephanie Tanner from Full House

Jariel

Master Don Juan

#13

My first crush was Jane from "Rod, Jane and Freddy" who appeared on UK kids' tv program Rainbow.

http://www.its-behind-you.com/images/RJFCharming.jpg

I also had a weird thing for a cartoon character called Cupcake from an animated series called "Fonz and the Happy Days Gang" ...pictured here...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/fonzhdgang3.jpg

Coincidentally, I went out with a girl just like her last year! (Pigtails included)

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BBX

Master Don Juan

#14

A-Unit said:
Topanga, before she got fat.

Hahaha yea yea yes yes. Topanga I wanted to bang her. Theres a ring to it lol

T

typical

Master Don Juan

#15

Is that topanga from boy meets world ?

If so yea her and heidi from home improvement

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

KarmaSutra

Banned

#16

I remember exactly. Taija Rae pornslvt from the early eighties.

The most perfect boobs I'd seen to that point. Jesus, I think my left nutt dropped about then.

D

Dogfish

Don Juan

#17

hm, first hardcore was a weird german blond chick... gina wild. yeah.

my parents found the disk... :cuss:

D

dannowillbookem

Master Don Juan

#18

i think every guy who grew up in the nineties can agree.

hilary clinton.

J

john_1234

Senior Don Juan

#19

not the first, but when i first saw a pix of jenna jameson i was in a trance

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The_flying_dutchman

Senior Don Juan

#20

The little mermaid. Man, I'd still knock her up if I had the chance.

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