Ahhh, how cute, your first porn....

[Bad_Lil'Pixie]

I had a very fun conversation last night with my lover...

Who was you first fantasy maker?

His: Dorthy, Wizard of Oz... He wanted to rescue her alright and be her magical wizard too. I just may have to see if he still has a little something for pig tails and red shoes.

Mine: The kid on H R Puffnstuff. "Jimmy" (?) maybe, who cares, yes he was the maker of many moans in the young life of BLP.

So, who was yours, come on, was it Daisy Duke?, Chrissie on Three's Company?, The blonde on Dallas, Charlene something, come on fess up.

 

[RedPill]

I think I speak for about half the guys here, across several generations, when I say it was The Price is Right models. :yes:

C'mon guys, you know you jerked it to at least one of those sultry vixens when you were 12. The way they smiled at you as they fondled those prizes! I was crushed when I heard that Bob Barker was already banging all of them.

 

[A-Unit]

Re:

Kelly Kipowski (Tiffany Amber Thiessen) from "saved by the bell," though Jesse Spano has more sex appeal now after her sex movie.

Madonna.

The chick from the "Chase."

Bo Derrick.

Topanga, before she got fat.

Bond Girls.

I was boob kid when I was younger; so I've confessed it to all you women out there, I saw your tits at 7 years old and loved them.


A-Unit

 

[italostud]

Topanga, before she got fat.

That was so funny hahahahaha.

 

[seanchai]

Topanga after she got fat wasn't bad either.

 

[Desdinova]

Mine: The kid on H R Puffnstuff.

You know you're dating yourself, right?

 

[Bad_Lil'Pixie]

You know you're dating yourself, right?

Well, I did begin self pleasuring at a very young age and um, um, RE-RUNS, yeah, that's it, TV Land RE-RUNS!!!

Damn, Des, leave it to you not to let anything slide, I guess that is what makes you a great mod!

Now, answer the question!

 

[Vulpine]

Like, seriously whacking it? Karen McDougal.

Before that, mildly rubbing: Black-haired Veronica from the Archie/Jughead comics.

 

[Desdinova]

Now, answer the question!

Okay, uhhhhhhhhhh....

Fvck I dunno. Real-life girls were much more appealing. I had this chick in my fifth grade class who asked me if I had a dinky. I saw her not too long ago, and she looks like a fried egg now.

So, to answer your question: to hell with TV, bring me a REAL girl!

 

[WhitePimp]

Begins and ends with Heidi from Home Improvement

 

[Zeal]

I think the very very first stuff that made me feel funny in the pants were Daphne (Scooby Doo) and possibly Kelly Kapowski from SBTB.

 

[thefonz]

Stephanie Tanner from Full House

 

[Jariel]

My first crush was Jane from "Rod, Jane and Freddy" who appeared on UK kids' tv program Rainbow.

http://www.its-behind-you.com/images/RJFCharming.jpg

I also had a weird thing for a cartoon character called Cupcake from an animated series called "Fonz and the Happy Days Gang" ...pictured here...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/fonzhdgang3.jpg

Coincidentally, I went out with a girl just like her last year! (Pigtails included)

 

[BBX]

Topanga, before she got fat.

Hahaha yea yea yes yes. Topanga I wanted to bang her. Theres a ring to it lol

 

[typical]

Is that topanga from boy meets world ?

If so yea her and heidi from home improvement

 

[KarmaSutra]

I remember exactly. Taija Rae pornslvt from the early eighties.

The most perfect boobs I'd seen to that point. Jesus, I think my left nutt dropped about then.

 

[Dogfish]

hm, first hardcore was a weird german blond chick... gina wild. yeah.

my parents found the disk... :cuss:

 

[dannowillbookem]

i think every guy who grew up in the nineties can agree.

hilary clinton.

 

[john_1234]

not the first, but when i first saw a pix of jenna jameson i was in a trance

 

[The_flying_dutchman]

The little mermaid. Man, I'd still knock her up if I had the chance.