Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Ahhh, how cute, your first porn....

Bad_Lil'Pixie

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I had a very fun conversation last night with my lover...

Who was you first fantasy maker?

His: Dorthy, Wizard of Oz... He wanted to rescue her alright and be her magical wizard too. I just may have to see if he still has a little something for pig tails and red shoes.

Mine: The kid on H R Puffnstuff. "Jimmy" (?) maybe, who cares, yes he was the maker of many moans in the young life of BLP.

So, who was yours, come on, was it Daisy Duke?, Chrissie on Three's Company?, The blonde on Dallas, Charlene something, come on fess up.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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RedPill

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I think I speak for about half the guys here, across several generations, when I say it was The Price is Right models. :yes:

C'mon guys, you know you jerked it to at least one of those sultry vixens when you were 12. The way they smiled at you as they fondled those prizes! I was crushed when I heard that Bob Barker was already banging all of them.
 

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Re:

Kelly Kipowski (Tiffany Amber Thiessen) from "saved by the bell," though Jesse Spano has more sex appeal now after her sex movie.

Madonna.

The chick from the "Chase."

Bo Derrick.

Topanga, before she got fat.

Bond Girls.

I was boob kid when I was younger; so I've confessed it to all you women out there, I saw your tits at 7 years old and loved them.


A-Unit
 

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A-Unit said:
Topanga, before she got fat.
That was so funny hahahahaha.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bad_Lil'Pixie

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Desdinova said:
You know you're dating yourself, right? :D
Well, I did begin self pleasuring at a very young age and um, um, RE-RUNS, yeah, that's it, TV Land RE-RUNS!!!

Damn, Des, leave it to you not to let anything slide, I guess that is what makes you a great mod!

Now, answer the question!
 

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Like, seriously whacking it? Karen McDougal.

Before that, mildly rubbing: Black-haired Veronica from the Archie/Jughead comics.
 

Desdinova

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Now, answer the question!
Okay, uhhhhhhhhhh....

Fvck I dunno. Real-life girls were much more appealing. I had this chick in my fifth grade class who asked me if I had a dinky. I saw her not too long ago, and she looks like a fried egg now.

So, to answer your question: to hell with TV, bring me a REAL girl!
 

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Begins and ends with Heidi from Home Improvement
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I think the very very first stuff that made me feel funny in the pants were Daphne (Scooby Doo) and possibly Kelly Kapowski from SBTB.
 

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Stephanie Tanner from Full House
 

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I remember exactly. Taija Rae pornslvt from the early eighties.

The most perfect boobs I'd seen to that point. Jesus, I think my left nutt dropped about then.
 

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hm, first hardcore was a weird german blond chick... gina wild. yeah.

my parents found the disk... :cuss:
 

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not the first, but when i first saw a pix of jenna jameson i was in a trance
 

The_flying_dutchman

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The little mermaid. Man, I'd still knock her up if I had the chance.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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