"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Ahhh, how cute, your first porn....

Thread starter Bad_Lil'Pixie
Start date Jun 1, 2006

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Bad_Lil'Pixie

Senior Don Juan

#1

I had a very fun conversation last night with my lover...

Who was you first fantasy maker?

His: Dorthy, Wizard of Oz... He wanted to rescue her alright and be her magical wizard too. I just may have to see if he still has a little something for pig tails and red shoes.

Mine: The kid on H R Puffnstuff. "Jimmy" (?) maybe, who cares, yes he was the maker of many moans in the young life of BLP.

So, who was yours, come on, was it Daisy Duke?, Chrissie on Three's Company?, The blonde on Dallas, Charlene something, come on fess up.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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RedPill

Master Don Juan

#2

I think I speak for about half the guys here, across several generations, when I say it was The Price is Right models. :yes:

C'mon guys, you know you jerked it to at least one of those sultry vixens when you were 12. The way they smiled at you as they fondled those prizes! I was crushed when I heard that Bob Barker was already banging all of them.

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A-Unit

Master Don Juan

#3

Re:

Kelly Kipowski (Tiffany Amber Thiessen) from "saved by the bell," though Jesse Spano has more sex appeal now after her sex movie.

Madonna.

The chick from the "Chase."

Bo Derrick.

Topanga, before she got fat.

Bond Girls.

I was boob kid when I was younger; so I've confessed it to all you women out there, I saw your tits at 7 years old and loved them.

A-Unit

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italostud

Master Don Juan

#4

A-Unit said:
Topanga, before she got fat.

That was so funny hahahahaha.

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seanchai

Master Don Juan

#5

Topanga after she got fat wasn't bad either.

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Desdinova

Master Don Juan

#6

Mine: The kid on H R Puffnstuff.

You know you're dating yourself, right?

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Bad_Lil'Pixie

Senior Don Juan

#7

Desdinova said:
You know you're dating yourself, right?

Well, I did begin self pleasuring at a very young age and um, um, RE-RUNS, yeah, that's it, TV Land RE-RUNS!!!

Damn, Des, leave it to you not to let anything slide, I guess that is what makes you a great mod!

Now, answer the question!

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Vulpine

Master Don Juan

#8

Like, seriously whacking it? Karen McDougal.

Before that, mildly rubbing: Black-haired Veronica from the Archie/Jughead comics.

Desdinova

Master Don Juan

#9

Now, answer the question!

Okay, uhhhhhhhhhh....

Fvck I dunno. Real-life girls were much more appealing. I had this chick in my fifth grade class who asked me if I had a dinky. I saw her not too long ago, and she looks like a fried egg now.

So, to answer your question: to hell with TV, bring me a REAL girl!

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WhitePimp

Master Don Juan

#10

Begins and ends with Heidi from Home Improvement

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Zeal

Don Juan

#11

I think the very very first stuff that made me feel funny in the pants were Daphne (Scooby Doo) and possibly Kelly Kapowski from SBTB.

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thefonz

Master Don Juan

#12

Stephanie Tanner from Full House

Jariel

Master Don Juan

#13

My first crush was Jane from "Rod, Jane and Freddy" who appeared on UK kids' tv program Rainbow.

http://www.its-behind-you.com/images/RJFCharming.jpg

I also had a weird thing for a cartoon character called Cupcake from an animated series called "Fonz and the Happy Days Gang" ...pictured here...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/fonzhdgang3.jpg

Coincidentally, I went out with a girl just like her last year! (Pigtails included)

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BBX

Master Don Juan

#14

A-Unit said:
Topanga, before she got fat.

Hahaha yea yea yes yes. Topanga I wanted to bang her. Theres a ring to it lol

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typical

Master Don Juan

#15

Is that topanga from boy meets world ?

If so yea her and heidi from home improvement

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

KarmaSutra

Banned

#16

I remember exactly. Taija Rae pornslvt from the early eighties.

The most perfect boobs I'd seen to that point. Jesus, I think my left nutt dropped about then.

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Dogfish

Don Juan

#17

hm, first hardcore was a weird german blond chick... gina wild. yeah.

my parents found the disk... :cuss:

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dannowillbookem

Master Don Juan

#18

i think every guy who grew up in the nineties can agree.

hilary clinton.

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john_1234

Senior Don Juan

#19

not the first, but when i first saw a pix of jenna jameson i was in a trance

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The_flying_dutchman

Senior Don Juan

#20

The little mermaid. Man, I'd still knock her up if I had the chance.

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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