"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Age of consent in canada
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
16 is fine UNLESS you are in a position of power. For instance, you are a cop and you had consentual sex with a 16 year old. She could turn that around saying that she was intimidated by your power...you'd lose your job, life, etc. Bad idea unless you're a bum who works at mcdonalds.
18 up is fair game.
NB: Isn't there some kind of website with all this info on it?
Have I been missing out? It says that the age of consent for heterosexual relationships is 14
What if the guy is 30 and the girl is 14? Duuude?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
showtime17
Don Juan
I thought it was 14 with no restrictions. (except for the one "position of power" thing whatever that is)
So if you're 45 and not in a position of power over the 14 year old chick (like a teacher or something), you can fukk her legally. At least I think that's the law, but I might be misunderstanding it....
Heizen
Senior Don Juan
showtime17
Don Juan
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Just Another Bum
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showtime17
Don Juan
back in the old days, chicks used to get married at like 13 or something. for example juliet in shakespeare's play is supposed to be 13.....