biker_gixxer
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How old are you and what's the age of the youngest girl you've ever had sex with? The youngest girl I had was 19, I was 29.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Age gap...
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Chewy Bagel
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MY CARK IS BIGGER THAN YOU CARK!
MY CAR IS FASTER THAN YOURS!
hehe j/k
I banged a 19yo last weekend - I'm kewl.
MY CAR IS FASTER THAN YOURS!
hehe j/k
I banged a 19yo last weekend - I'm kewl.
biker_gixxer
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haha, crazy a$$.
WestCoaster
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Take it to the high school board
... or the main DJ board, which has become the high school board.
This is supposed to be the "mature man" site. Not being a prude, but the last thing I want to happen to this board is to deteriorate into comparisons of who banged who, how young she was, a play by play of their sexual escapades (I could care less; plus most of it is lying anyway), and so forth.
The DJ board has de-evolved into that immature stuff so I respectfully suggest you take it there .... pleeeeeeease.
... or the main DJ board, which has become the high school board.
This is supposed to be the "mature man" site. Not being a prude, but the last thing I want to happen to this board is to deteriorate into comparisons of who banged who, how young she was, a play by play of their sexual escapades (I could care less; plus most of it is lying anyway), and so forth.
The DJ board has de-evolved into that immature stuff so I respectfully suggest you take it there .... pleeeeeeease.
biker_gixxer
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Re: Take it to the high school board
No problem West. How do I move it?Originally posted by WestCoaster
... or the main DJ board, which has become the high school board.
This is supposed to be the "mature man" site. Not being a prude, but the last thing I want to happen to this board is to deteriorate into comparisons of who banged who, how young she was, a play by play of their sexual escapades (I could care less; plus most of it is lying anyway), and so forth.
The DJ board has de-evolved into that immature stuff so I respectfully suggest you take it there .... pleeeeeeease.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
WestCoaster
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No need to move it ...
... I'd just rather have that banter over on the other DJ board.
Or perhaps I'm subconsciously jealous because I'm not getting my jollies with a 19 year old :>)
... I'd just rather have that banter over on the other DJ board.
Or perhaps I'm subconsciously jealous because I'm not getting my jollies with a 19 year old :>)
biker_gixxer
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Re: No need to move it ...
neither am I, lol.Originally posted by WestCoaster
Or perhaps I'm subconsciously jealous because I'm not getting my jollies with a 19 year old :>)
Re: Re: No need to move it ...
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Well if not, why post this in the first place?Originally posted by biker_gixxer
neither am I, lol.
Moved to Don Juan Discussion.
maranathaman
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I don't care...
I don't care if whoever thinks it's "bragging" childish, or whatever...
I am 42, and about a month ago banged a 20 year old on two separate occasions. It was some of the best sex I've had in a long time!
I also met a 20 year-old very hot model and she told me that her bf is 40. So i don't give a fk what other people think. if you are older and can still pull some young puss-puss, mo' powa too ya!
I don't care if whoever thinks it's "bragging" childish, or whatever...
I am 42, and about a month ago banged a 20 year old on two separate occasions. It was some of the best sex I've had in a long time!
I also met a 20 year-old very hot model and she told me that her bf is 40. So i don't give a fk what other people think. if you are older and can still pull some young puss-puss, mo' powa too ya!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
biker_gixxer
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49 year old? Nice...Originally posted by OpenMind
Im 30 and been getting my jollies from a 46 year old, a 36 year old, and a 49 year old, all MILF's...... the younger ones just don't seem to satisfy me..
biker_gixxer
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Re: I don't care...
Hell yeah bro, good for you. I hope I'm pulling them in that young when I'm 40, lol. Hell, i wish i was doing it now...
]Originally posted by maranathaman
I don't care if whoever thinks it's "bragging" childish, or whatever...
I am 42, and about a month ago banged a 20 year old on two separate occasions. It was some of the best sex I've had in a long time!
I also met a 20 year-old very hot model and she told me that her bf is 40. So i don't give a fk what other people think. if you are older and can still pull some young puss-puss, mo' powa too ya!
Hell yeah bro, good for you. I hope I'm pulling them in that young when I'm 40, lol. Hell, i wish i was doing it now...
biker_gixxer
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Re: Re: Re: No need to move it ...
Why not? I haven't banged a young one lately, but I have. I think it would make an interesting topic, if not, oh well.Originally posted by Survivor
Well if not, why post this in the first place?
Moved to Don Juan Discussion.
diplomatic_lies
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Well I've done a 9 year old, and I'm 19. See? We got 9s.