slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
Just wondering what your age brackets are, if you have any
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Age brackets
- Thread starter slitherjef
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wait_out
Master Don Juan
13-17
18-24
25-34
35-54
55-64
65+
You may not date out of your age bracket or you will recieve a $70 ticket by the Committee for the Upkeep of Social Convention.
Also, it affects your vehicle insurance rates
18-24
25-34
35-54
55-64
65+
You may not date out of your age bracket or you will recieve a $70 ticket by the Committee for the Upkeep of Social Convention.
Also, it affects your vehicle insurance rates
scrouds
Master Don Juan
18+. Keep it legal.
slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
I should have asked, what YOUR age brackets are
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
The talk of the town I live in is this 49yo who's banging a 19yo girl.
I found out who she was when I fvcked her 30yo sister the other night. :-D
My best effort was my last STR - me 36, she 23.
But I would be very reluctant to get serious with any girl under 25 after that little experience.
I found out who she was when I fvcked her 30yo sister the other night. :-D
My best effort was my last STR - me 36, she 23.
But I would be very reluctant to get serious with any girl under 25 after that little experience.
scrouds
Master Don Juan
at a previous job ~5 years ago, there was a chick in my large department that I would have easily bent over the copier. I think she was 52. Surprised me, I had her pegged in the 40s. Had a hell of a body.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.