slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
Just wondering what your age brackets are, if you have any
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Age brackets
- Thread starter slitherjef
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wait_out
Master Don Juan
13-17
18-24
25-34
35-54
55-64
65+
You may not date out of your age bracket or you will recieve a $70 ticket by the Committee for the Upkeep of Social Convention.
Also, it affects your vehicle insurance rates
18-24
25-34
35-54
55-64
65+
You may not date out of your age bracket or you will recieve a $70 ticket by the Committee for the Upkeep of Social Convention.
Also, it affects your vehicle insurance rates
scrouds
Master Don Juan
18+. Keep it legal.
slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
I should have asked, what YOUR age brackets are
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
The talk of the town I live in is this 49yo who's banging a 19yo girl.
I found out who she was when I fvcked her 30yo sister the other night. :-D
My best effort was my last STR - me 36, she 23.
But I would be very reluctant to get serious with any girl under 25 after that little experience.
I found out who she was when I fvcked her 30yo sister the other night. :-D
My best effort was my last STR - me 36, she 23.
But I would be very reluctant to get serious with any girl under 25 after that little experience.
scrouds
Master Don Juan
at a previous job ~5 years ago, there was a chick in my large department that I would have easily bent over the copier. I think she was 52. Surprised me, I had her pegged in the 40s. Had a hell of a body.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.