"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Age 57 harridan laments that her ex-husband found girlfriend within 1 month, while she has gone on nearly 100 dates with no boyfriend

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My ex-husband started dating someone within a month of our divorce. One month. The man who was incapable of having an intimate relationship with me found someone in a month.

And here I sit alone after almost five years of searching and more first dates than I care to reveal. I’ll only say the number is higher than my age (57) and lower than 100.
During my adventures in dating, I’ve met so many “no’s”. So many who I determined weren’t a good match for me. So many who I liked and wanted to see again but they didn’t feel the same way about me.

There was one who said he scheduled a reservation to meet for dinner, but he didn’t end up following through and never showed up. On a cold winter night, I waited at the restaurant for nothing.

Then there was the one whose shoulders drooped the moment he saw me. I hadn’t even said hello.
my opinion: The great payback of life, where harridans suffer the dating indignities that young men suffer.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I wonder why? The author:



Sorry for the disturbance.
 

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We don't know what this 57 year old looks like. Even former supermodel Paulina Porizkova had major issues with dating around 55-57. She started a new relationship around her 58th birthday in early 2023. It is doubtful that this woman looks as good as even a 55+ Porizkova.



 

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Oh well :cool:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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BillyPilgrim

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Ell-oh-****ing-ell. That's not the author. That's stock imagery. See:


That is not what a 57-year old woman looks like. Maybe someone in her thirties, and I think that picture has been photoshopped.

No, the author probably looks exactly like what we think she does.
Good catch. If you do an image search for "kasey sparks medium" on google, it's the first image to come up and it links to her medium page. Some 57 y/o women do look like that when they filter their faces (at least in my area that has many women with scandinavian ancestry).

But at any rate the author can't tell that's an offputting/creepy image to use, which is par for the course for delusional older women. Even if she doesn't look old, she'll look unsettling.
 

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Good catch. If you do an image search for "kasey sparks medium" on google, it's the first image to come up and it links to her medium page. Some 57 y/o women do look like that when they filter their faces (at least in my area that has many women with scandinavian ancestry).

But at any rate the author can't tell that's an offputting/creepy image to use, which is par for the course for delusional older women. Even if she doesn't look old, she'll look unsettling.
I'd hit it.
 

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I'd hit it.
Sure, maybe if hitting it was all that was involved. You gotta deal with "it" before and after though. You want to wake up to that face starting at you? Lol.
 

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She could try in one of those archeological sites in egypt.

I'm sure many would be interested in her as long as she made it clear that she is curse free.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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