"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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African shop girl!

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There's a girl that I met at the coffee shop where I work a while ago.
She works at a African shop, just up the street from where I am.
Anyhow she comes in every now and then.After a few visits I got her name etc.
Last week she came in waving her hands all over the place at me.I had not seen her for a couple of weeks.She wanted to use the Ladies.You need to buy something to use the toilets,but I like her so I let her!

Funny thing is she came back a few minutes later to buy a apple shortcake!

I walked past her shop today before work, and made eye contact.
She looked bored- no customers!
So during my lunchbreak I took her some apple shortcake!!

she told me she loved me(yeah right!)
ALSO SHE SAID I haven't got you anything(just being polite?)
I said it doesn't matter just come down to the coffee shop sometime!

That's all I said ,had to get back to work.

Shall I go and see her soon ??:cool:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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johncrawford said:
There's a girl that I met at the coffee shop where I work a while ago.
She works at a African shop, just up the street from where I am.
Anyhow she comes in every now and then.After a few visits I got her name etc.
Last week she came in waving her hands all over the place at me.I had not seen her for a couple of weeks.She wanted to use the Ladies.You need to buy something to use the toilets,but I like her so I let her!

Funny thing is she came back a few minutes later to buy a apple shortcake!

I walked past her shop today before work, and made eye contact.
She looked bored- no customers!
So during my lunchbreak I took her some apple shortcake!!

she told me she loved me(yeah right!)
ALSO SHE SAID I haven't got you anything(just being polite?)
I said it doesn't matter just come down to the coffee shop sometime!

That's all I said ,had to get back to work.

Shall I go and see her soon ??:cool:
bro, wat are you waiting for,lol make the move already. this chick obviously likes you. ask her out, get her number, and nail her.

remember, hesitation is masturbation. dont be masturbation.
 

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Raikojo17 said:
bro, wat are you waiting for,lol make the move already. this chick obviously likes you. ask her out, get her number, and nail her.

remember, hesitation is masturbation. dont be masturbation.
Well she came in the shop today and bought some apple shortcake!

I made a few comments about how she was looking well and aked her where she got her tan etc.I said don't be a stranger,she said I won't!

Latter I found out from a close source she was married!!!

I still went in the shop and saw her.I told her I was heading to buy some cigs.She told me she smokes as well!
Said I go to the gym to keep in shape and that you don't need to ,because I can tell you don't put weight on!

She aked be where I was from,I asked her the same.Said she was a local girl.Told me that the hospital she was born in was closed now.I said was that because you were born there! she just laughted.

This girl is so hot! it pissed me off to know that she is taken! but is she?

where shall I go from here?
 

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Chantelle you gave me inspiration when I thought all was lost and gone.

Just to see you smile and to look into your eyes.Makes my day so bright inside.

Even thou I know you are not alone.It does not alter this rollercoaster ride!

You are to me,a breath of fresh air.

Chantelle you are my apple shortcake girl(smile)

I will give her this note in the morning!
 

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johncrawford said:
Chantelle you gave me inspiration when I thought all was lost and gone.

Just to see you smile and to look into your eyes.Makes my day so bright inside.

Even thou I know you are not alone.It does not alter this rollercoaster ride!

You are to me,a breath of fresh air.

Chantelle you are my apple shortcake girl(smile)

I will give her this note in the morning!
you wrote her a poem?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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been there done that. i think thats a bad idea. you bairly know her and your saying how much she means to you already? she will freak out.

believe me i did this, and it backfired.


I would have just asked her out. Its a lot more simple and if you get blown off, no biggy.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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bottom line is if she's a modern Americanized woman, she's a hor! Unless she's a virgin, in which case she's may not be a hor.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sexxyback said:
bottom line is if she's a modern Americanized woman, she's a hor! Unless she's a virgin, in which case she's may not be a hor.
She is english and most likely a **** tease.She did give me a gift today thou!
 

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if she's english she's probably a hor, and you're just the next pimp in line!
 

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She's married, you creep! Hahaha

She's proably an attention hor.

A POEM?? A POEM??!!! ARE YOU MAD!??!?!?
Musician or not you're mad!!
 

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ThunderMaverick said:
She's married, you creep! Hahaha

She's proably an attention hor.

A POEM?? A POEM??!!! ARE YOU MAD!??!?!?
Musician or not you're mad!!
I saw her today.She was waiting in line to buy a sandwhich for lunch.
I was heading to the bank to deposit works takings for the week.
I think she saw me first! I just looked at her.Was not going to say anything.
She then waved and smiled!

So I just said 'what are you doing buying lunch here?' pause,she smiled.
Then I said 'traitor' she Laughted,then I went to the bank.:)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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