"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AFC friend having success, kind of frustrating me

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JaegerPilot217 said:
How old is the guy that has a dead end job and has a girlfriend?
26.

Also, referring to your other thread, I'm like you in that my "real" friends don't know each other so it's 1 on 1. I've been using a group of alphas for social situations and to be introduced to parties, but results haven't been good so far
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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teddy said:
26.

Also, referring to your other thread, I'm like you in that my "real" friends don't know each other so it's 1 on 1. I've been using a group of alphas for social situations and to be introduced to parties, but results haven't been good so far
yeah, as in we are not all connected into one social circle
 

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Just met her. She's a whale. Nothing to see here folks, sorry for wasting your time, move along
 

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teddy said:
26.

Also, referring to your other thread, I'm like you in that my "real" friends don't know each other so it's 1 on 1. I've been using a group of alphas for social situations and to be introduced to parties, but results haven't been good so far
that's kind of inspiring to me because I am working a minimum wage job
 

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JaegerPilot217 said:
that's kind of inspiring to me because I am working a minimum wage job
and to be honest, getting a girlfriend or just getting laid with a decently attractive girl is something I want to work on doing and I don't want to put sex or dating on hold while i'm working on getting my **** together
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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A proper mate would be happy for his mate having success.

You sound like one of those bitter women sounding off.
 

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FortunateSon said:
A proper mate would be happy for his mate having success.

You sound like one of those bitter women sounding off.
No offence to the OP, but the fact that his friend, who he mentions has a decent looking girlfriend and is working a dead end job and yet he is my age too, I assume he is implying that he doesn't have his **** together yet, because I don't either, for a while I was worried this would prevent me from getting laid but yet his success story shows it is possible
 
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