"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A woman's unusual dealbreaker

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There's this woman who screen calls on the radio. She's a Star Wars/ Sci-Fi geek The woman isn't hot, but chronically obese. She has a list of rules/dealbreakers, because she said if she DOES break the rules, "Bad things happen" whatever that is.

One of them seem rather specific, "If he can't drive stick, because if I can do it, he should be able to."

Really? Can't drive stick is a dealbreaker?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Never worry about a woman's so called deal breakers. Even if you think it is a joke, the fact that it might bother you means on some level you care, which fvcks with your karma and your mindset. When you see something like this, your attitude should be just like if you happen upon a dog chasing it's tail. You laugh, and think "Ain't that funny." then you forget about it. You have to get into the habit of being completely indifferent to ANYTHING chicks do that you do not like. Reward them for behavior you want. Truth is this land-whale is only doing sh!t like this to get attention... I'm sure dudes will respond negative... positive... doesn't matter it's all attention. GIVE THEM NOTHING when they do stuff like this.
 

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Her brain is full of rocks.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I would just ignore them and game as usual. If she is attracted, her deal breakers won't matter. If fatty thinks she can do better then you are out of luck. She will pull a deal breaker out of her giant, lard butt.
 

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Why are you bothered about what some fatty boom boom thinks?

You let her in your car, and she would probably destroy it anyway.
THIS.

Fat pigs can't get attention the normal way by being hot, so they have to talk trash and pretend to be "prizes". Its delusion. And its attention wh0ring. Low value cows with standards are like homeless people who are picky about the brand of tent they sleep in.

OP.. she is basically a troll and you just fed her.
 

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if a fat girl says that it's probably just her way of rationalizing why she doesn't go out with many guys, she pretends that it's because she's picky
 

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That's why I like Outdoors First Dates. Make sure I keep to my own standards. The Land Whales can't make it up the hills.
 

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There's this woman who screen calls on the radio. She's a Star Wars/ Sci-Fi geek The woman isn't hot, but chronically obese. She has a list of rules/dealbreakers, because she said if she DOES break the rules, "Bad things happen" whatever that is.

One of them seem rather specific, "If he can't drive stick, because if I can do it, he should be able to."

Really? Can't drive stick is a dealbreaker?
She's delusional.

These are simply buffers she's putting up, rejecting before (hypothetically) being rejected.

The pay off is that she doesn't actually have to attempt to deal with or take responsibility for any of her own flaws, such as being obese.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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All true but to be fair it's quite possible a succession of geek boyfriends ruined her. Remember most of the go girl feminist propaganda is b*******. Chicks like to be led. If you meet a girl who has a lot of Hobbies and interests you can believe she's had a lot of c0ck too
 
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