"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A woman falls during a race, exposing her @ss. Then the worldwide simping starts

Smooth_texter

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Hi Guys.


Here's a fun/not so fun read shedding some light on the state of men today.


TLDR - a 36 y.o. woman, participating in a race, tripped and fell, exposing her buttocks (1-2 days ago). Received 500 messages afterwards (perhaps this will start happening daily) from all over the world with guys drooling - https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/single-mum-who-accidentally-mooned-7245641


Not only that, but this is shown as "fun", glorified and apparently big news, since I saw this story even on the NY post.


Now imagine the opposite - a 36 y.o. guy that fell, exposing his arse. He would be basically torn into shreds all over the world, both by men and women. Perhaps even a new meme template might be born. Especially if he has some male pattern baldness and is flabby.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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HaleyBaron

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She was wearing a thong, too, geez. But no, 36 too old for me. And she seems a bit too chubby.
 

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She was wearing a thong, too, geez. But no, 36 too old for me. And she seems a bit too chubby.

Growing up, I was shocked when I found out that a lot of the women even in their 40s and 50s are wearing thongs, even some being 10-40lbs overweight.
 

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She can open an OnlyFans page and make Millions of dollars. She is set for life.

Exactly!


Now imagine the opposite - an incident like this would ruin a guy's life, and also most likely his SMV will be destroyed in the eyes of most women.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Simps are legitamtly disgusting, this is beyond pathetic.
 

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That mommy is thick as fvck.

Now imagine the opposite - a 36 y.o. guy that fell, exposing his arse. He would be basically torn into shreds all over the world, both by men and women. Perhaps even a new meme template might be born. Especially if he has some male pattern baldness and is flabby.
To be fair, Jeffrey Toobin is an old white man who received a cushy new job at CNN after being caught masturbating during work zoom meetings.
 

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She sounds like she is definitely DTF. "I don't care about drama, I just want to have fun".
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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HaleyBaron

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That mommy is thick as fvck.



To be fair, Jeffrey Toobin is an old white man who received a cushy new job at CNN after being caught masturbating during work zoom meetings.
I just looked it up and holy ****...then they let him come back?!
 

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Simps gonna simp. Her getting a ton of DMs after her butt is exposed is an expected event in the modern mating environment.
 
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