"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A woman falls during a race, exposing her @ss. Then the worldwide simping starts

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Hi Guys.


Here's a fun/not so fun read shedding some light on the state of men today.


TLDR - a 36 y.o. woman, participating in a race, tripped and fell, exposing her buttocks (1-2 days ago). Received 500 messages afterwards (perhaps this will start happening daily) from all over the world with guys drooling - https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/single-mum-who-accidentally-mooned-7245641


Not only that, but this is shown as "fun", glorified and apparently big news, since I saw this story even on the NY post.


Now imagine the opposite - a 36 y.o. guy that fell, exposing his arse. He would be basically torn into shreds all over the world, both by men and women. Perhaps even a new meme template might be born. Especially if he has some male pattern baldness and is flabby.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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HaleyBaron

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She was wearing a thong, too, geez. But no, 36 too old for me. And she seems a bit too chubby.
 

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She was wearing a thong, too, geez. But no, 36 too old for me. And she seems a bit too chubby.

Growing up, I was shocked when I found out that a lot of the women even in their 40s and 50s are wearing thongs, even some being 10-40lbs overweight.
 

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She can open an OnlyFans page and make Millions of dollars. She is set for life.

Exactly!


Now imagine the opposite - an incident like this would ruin a guy's life, and also most likely his SMV will be destroyed in the eyes of most women.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Simps are legitamtly disgusting, this is beyond pathetic.
 

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That mommy is thick as fvck.

Now imagine the opposite - a 36 y.o. guy that fell, exposing his arse. He would be basically torn into shreds all over the world, both by men and women. Perhaps even a new meme template might be born. Especially if he has some male pattern baldness and is flabby.
To be fair, Jeffrey Toobin is an old white man who received a cushy new job at CNN after being caught masturbating during work zoom meetings.
 

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She sounds like she is definitely DTF. "I don't care about drama, I just want to have fun".
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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HaleyBaron

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That mommy is thick as fvck.



To be fair, Jeffrey Toobin is an old white man who received a cushy new job at CNN after being caught masturbating during work zoom meetings.
I just looked it up and holy ****...then they let him come back?!
 

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Simps gonna simp. Her getting a ton of DMs after her butt is exposed is an expected event in the modern mating environment.
 
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