"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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A super efficient way to raise a girl's IL is to be funny

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Its not only about being funny itself, but rather showing social intelligence, wit, and balls to make fun out of otherwise boring things. Confidence and finesse.
 
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Theres a real skill to being able to attract women by being amusing.
1. Never ever tell jokes.
2. Tease remorselessly even to the point of rudeness
3. Never ever apologise or say sorry even if u think u have gone too far.
4. Use facial expressions eg deadpan or a cheeky smirk.
5. Try to be charming and smooth at the same time u are teasing.
6. Get sexual inuendo and double entendres into the conversation but not in a creepy way.
7.Make it fun for the girl so she has no idea what you are going to say next.
8. Use plenty of eye contact but not too much.
9. Always leave too early.
10. Get these right and she will be desperate to talk to you again.
 
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I prefer to make girls scream rather than laugh

I gave up on being "mr funny man/entertainer" dude about 10 years ago. Being funny has nothing to do with getting laid.

Sure, i still make chicks laugh, but its not the reason i get in their pants
 
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Being funny is a sign of high social intelligence. Which is universally attractive. It is a good trait to have.

Just don't be a fuckin' clown all the time.

Because that's what you'll come across: A Fuckin' Clown.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Depends on the type of humor. Self-depriciating humor? She will dry up fast.

Most comedians use humor that I like to use as well: usually word play, misdirection, wit etc... Is it a wonder heartiste always advocates these techniques? Humor can be a great way to show your alphaness because humor by definition is aloof, funny, twisting her words in a fun way and shows your wittiness. The panties moisten.
 
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