"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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A super efficient way to raise a girl's IL is to be funny

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Its not only about being funny itself, but rather showing social intelligence, wit, and balls to make fun out of otherwise boring things. Confidence and finesse.
 
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Theres a real skill to being able to attract women by being amusing.
1. Never ever tell jokes.
2. Tease remorselessly even to the point of rudeness
3. Never ever apologise or say sorry even if u think u have gone too far.
4. Use facial expressions eg deadpan or a cheeky smirk.
5. Try to be charming and smooth at the same time u are teasing.
6. Get sexual inuendo and double entendres into the conversation but not in a creepy way.
7.Make it fun for the girl so she has no idea what you are going to say next.
8. Use plenty of eye contact but not too much.
9. Always leave too early.
10. Get these right and she will be desperate to talk to you again.
 
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I prefer to make girls scream rather than laugh

I gave up on being "mr funny man/entertainer" dude about 10 years ago. Being funny has nothing to do with getting laid.

Sure, i still make chicks laugh, but its not the reason i get in their pants
 
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Being funny is a sign of high social intelligence. Which is universally attractive. It is a good trait to have.

Just don't be a fuckin' clown all the time.

Because that's what you'll come across: A Fuckin' Clown.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Depends on the type of humor. Self-depriciating humor? She will dry up fast.

Most comedians use humor that I like to use as well: usually word play, misdirection, wit etc... Is it a wonder heartiste always advocates these techniques? Humor can be a great way to show your alphaness because humor by definition is aloof, funny, twisting her words in a fun way and shows your wittiness. The panties moisten.
 
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