"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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A super efficient way to raise a girl's IL is to be funny

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Its not only about being funny itself, but rather showing social intelligence, wit, and balls to make fun out of otherwise boring things. Confidence and finesse.
 
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Theres a real skill to being able to attract women by being amusing.
1. Never ever tell jokes.
2. Tease remorselessly even to the point of rudeness
3. Never ever apologise or say sorry even if u think u have gone too far.
4. Use facial expressions eg deadpan or a cheeky smirk.
5. Try to be charming and smooth at the same time u are teasing.
6. Get sexual inuendo and double entendres into the conversation but not in a creepy way.
7.Make it fun for the girl so she has no idea what you are going to say next.
8. Use plenty of eye contact but not too much.
9. Always leave too early.
10. Get these right and she will be desperate to talk to you again.
 
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I prefer to make girls scream rather than laugh

I gave up on being "mr funny man/entertainer" dude about 10 years ago. Being funny has nothing to do with getting laid.

Sure, i still make chicks laugh, but its not the reason i get in their pants
 
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Being funny is a sign of high social intelligence. Which is universally attractive. It is a good trait to have.

Just don't be a fuckin' clown all the time.

Because that's what you'll come across: A Fuckin' Clown.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Depends on the type of humor. Self-depriciating humor? She will dry up fast.

Most comedians use humor that I like to use as well: usually word play, misdirection, wit etc... Is it a wonder heartiste always advocates these techniques? Humor can be a great way to show your alphaness because humor by definition is aloof, funny, twisting her words in a fun way and shows your wittiness. The panties moisten.
 
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