"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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A super efficient way to raise a girl's IL is to be funny

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Its not only about being funny itself, but rather showing social intelligence, wit, and balls to make fun out of otherwise boring things. Confidence and finesse.
 
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Theres a real skill to being able to attract women by being amusing.
1. Never ever tell jokes.
2. Tease remorselessly even to the point of rudeness
3. Never ever apologise or say sorry even if u think u have gone too far.
4. Use facial expressions eg deadpan or a cheeky smirk.
5. Try to be charming and smooth at the same time u are teasing.
6. Get sexual inuendo and double entendres into the conversation but not in a creepy way.
7.Make it fun for the girl so she has no idea what you are going to say next.
8. Use plenty of eye contact but not too much.
9. Always leave too early.
10. Get these right and she will be desperate to talk to you again.
 
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I prefer to make girls scream rather than laugh

I gave up on being "mr funny man/entertainer" dude about 10 years ago. Being funny has nothing to do with getting laid.

Sure, i still make chicks laugh, but its not the reason i get in their pants
 
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Being funny is a sign of high social intelligence. Which is universally attractive. It is a good trait to have.

Just don't be a fuckin' clown all the time.

Because that's what you'll come across: A Fuckin' Clown.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Depends on the type of humor. Self-depriciating humor? She will dry up fast.

Most comedians use humor that I like to use as well: usually word play, misdirection, wit etc... Is it a wonder heartiste always advocates these techniques? Humor can be a great way to show your alphaness because humor by definition is aloof, funny, twisting her words in a fun way and shows your wittiness. The panties moisten.
 
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