"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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A girl challenged me to a fisticuff fight

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JoeIzHere

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At work I was chillin with my boys just talkin and goofin off. A girl walked past us and said "why yall all in the way for?" we were kinda blocking the hallway. I was like yo who she think she is?
BIG MISTAKE- she approached me and said "What did you say little man?" by the way I am 5'6" but 165 lbs so she betta watch it. Im almost a heavyweight LOL id say she is a HB7 Height 5'9".
Anyways she called me lil man and i had to back up what i said. She had me pressed against the wall saying What you gonna do now punk? I was like get off me in a joking manner. She hits me in the chest and walks away because she is called by her supervisor. She says were gonna finish this. My boys messed with me a bit saying things like yeah you lucky she had to go.
I was like yeah ok whatever. She said i'll be waiting for you outside and were gonna fight. I guess she heard me.
I didn't see her outside. you think she was playing with me guys? or u think she was serious? girls are weird like that.
First time this happened to me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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. I dont give a fvck if she's a girl or not

if she hits you and there are witnesses, knock her teh fvck out.
pretty simple to me
 

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Its not the first time, cause you are joecollapoppa...We all know your story you wimp...
 

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I wouldn't mess with that, sounds like she isn't right in her head. Plus girls don't fight fair: you better watch out or you'll have an eye clawed out or find one of your balls wedged up in your body (plus that unpleasant "going to throw up after a massive kick to the balls" feeling.)
 

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agree to fight her only if she does it in the nude
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LOL Crank It Up, I like your style. I'm not takin her seriously.
 

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preserve your dignity and don't get arrested...

say very loudly..

"look, i don't hit women, but you touch me again, i''ll just call the police."
 

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Are you really that pathetic? Good god man, please let her knock you out. If you got banned before for stupidity, why come back for a second round? *Pun intended*
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Its not the first time, cause you are joecollapoppa...We all know your story you wimp...

I think you hit the nail on the head CBear.
 

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Nah it aint that serious


Ok wait I get it now, yall gonna haze the newcommer. Ok i see.
 
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Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Its not the first time, cause you are joecollapoppa...We all know your story you wimp...
Joe lollipop, you changed your name to joe is here - a pathetic attempt for attention! What is your fixation with getting your arse kicked by women??? Every thread of yours is the same!!

Mods take this dude out of here!!!!! Joecollpoppa AKA Joeizhere!!!
 

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Originally posted by JoeIzHere

Ok wait I get it now, yall gonna haze the newcommer. Ok i see.
You aren't a newcomer. You were banned before collarpopper.
 

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Ok whatever, it sounds like this Joecollapoppa or what ever the hell his name is was some kinda Legend in this forum? Funny, do yall treat all people named JOE the same in this forum?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Your game has been exposed - give it up already!!!
 

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well did you at least feel her breasts when she press against you? :D
 

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i woulda knocked her fawking head off and that's on my mamma..
 

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As a contact fight the thread title made me chuckle.
Uppercut the hell out of her head and leave her unconscious.


Actually maybe take her scalp as a trophy.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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