A girl challenged me to a fisticuff fight

[JoeIzHere]

At work I was chillin with my boys just talkin and goofin off. A girl walked past us and said "why yall all in the way for?" we were kinda blocking the hallway. I was like yo who she think she is?
BIG MISTAKE- she approached me and said "What did you say little man?" by the way I am 5'6" but 165 lbs so she betta watch it. Im almost a heavyweight LOL id say she is a HB7 Height 5'9".
Anyways she called me lil man and i had to back up what i said. She had me pressed against the wall saying What you gonna do now punk? I was like get off me in a joking manner. She hits me in the chest and walks away because she is called by her supervisor. She says were gonna finish this. My boys messed with me a bit saying things like yeah you lucky she had to go.
I was like yeah ok whatever. She said i'll be waiting for you outside and were gonna fight. I guess she heard me.
I didn't see her outside. you think she was playing with me guys? or u think she was serious? girls are weird like that.
First time this happened to me.

 

[Black Casanova]

. I dont give a fvck if she's a girl or not

if she hits you and there are witnesses, knock her teh fvck out.
pretty simple to me

 

[TheInfamousCBear]

Its not the first time, cause you are joecollapoppa...We all know your story you wimp...

 

[MrCode]

I wouldn't mess with that, sounds like she isn't right in her head. Plus girls don't fight fair: you better watch out or you'll have an eye clawed out or find one of your balls wedged up in your body (plus that unpleasant "going to throw up after a massive kick to the balls" feeling.)

 

[Crank_It_Up]

agree to fight her only if she does it in the nude

 

[JoeIzHere]

LOL Crank It Up, I like your style. I'm not takin her seriously.

 

[Ever onward]

where is rgeere when u need him?

 

[Aresx]

preserve your dignity and don't get arrested...

say very loudly..

"look, i don't hit women, but you touch me again, i''ll just call the police."

 

[JoeIzHere]

Who is Rgeere?

 

[xi phi pi]

Are you really that pathetic? Good god man, please let her knock you out. If you got banned before for stupidity, why come back for a second round? *Pun intended*

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Its not the first time, cause you are joecollapoppa...We all know your story you wimp...

I think you hit the nail on the head CBear.

 

[JoeIzHere]

Nah it aint that serious


Ok wait I get it now, yall gonna haze the newcommer. Ok i see.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Its not the first time, cause you are joecollapoppa...We all know your story you wimp...

Joe lollipop, you changed your name to joe is here - a pathetic attempt for attention! What is your fixation with getting your arse kicked by women??? Every thread of yours is the same!!

Mods take this dude out of here!!!!! Joecollpoppa AKA Joeizhere!!!

 

[xi phi pi]

Originally posted by JoeIzHere

Ok wait I get it now, yall gonna haze the newcommer. Ok i see.

You aren't a newcomer. You were banned before collarpopper.

 

[JoeIzHere]

Ok whatever, it sounds like this Joecollapoppa or what ever the hell his name is was some kinda Legend in this forum? Funny, do yall treat all people named JOE the same in this forum?

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Your game has been exposed - give it up already!!!

 

[tom121]

well did you at least feel her breasts when she press against you?

 

[JoeIzHere]

Ha ha nah i should've though.

 

[Tha Realnezz]

i woulda knocked her fawking head off and that's on my mamma..

 

[Hollowpoint]

As a contact fight the thread title made me chuckle.
Uppercut the hell out of her head and leave her unconscious.


Actually maybe take her scalp as a trophy.