"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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50 Shades of Boredom...

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Dear All,
Got press ganged into seeing the Movie...Well if you thought the Book was tedious....go and see the Movie...Rather like having a Hip transplant without anaesthetic...But the Cinema was chock a block with Young women and they loved it...I suppose it is good for a laugh!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Die Hard

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Lol.

A showing of this movie could prove to be a fruitful hunting ground. Go in there and run some "bad boy" game on all those young girls in the audience...
 

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I enjoyed the film.
 

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The movie got pretty sh*tty reviews, otherwise I'd have no problem watching it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dear Yewkie and Others,
The movie is really pretty tame stuff,the interesting thing is the Audience,mostly young Women...In The Movie House that I saw it at,there is a Bar as you move out...many of these Girls congregated there,I think you could do a bit of good for yourself by chatting to them,in the Cinema itself sit at the back,then when your eyes are accustomed to the dark,look for Girls sitting on their own,move down and sit between them and the exit aisle,as the movie finishes get in their way and while holding them up just say something then give them right of way at the end of the row and chat as they move out,invite her for a drink at the Bar....I suppose it is creepy but it will often work.
 
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