"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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25 Years Old and the Mature Man Forum

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Holy Sh!t in fifteen days or so I will be 25 and allowed to post in the MM forum :box: Not going to get kicked out of the forum anymore b!tches!!!

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damn I have been at the web site for a long freaking time :trouble: Luckily I haven't been an avid poster in quite a while though :woo: That just means that I have been too excited living life to touch base!!! Thank you SoSuave for all the love and encouragement!!!

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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wait_out said:
You'd better brush up on your woman-bashing and griping about hypergamy/feminism lol
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ahem... ahem... cough... b!tches and hoes... whatever it was that PRL always said... "how was that?"

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comic_relief said:
Holy Sh!t in fifteen days or so I will be 25 and allowed to post in the MM forum :box: Not going to get kicked out of the forum anymore b!tches!!!

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damn I have been at the web site for a long freaking time :trouble: Luckily I haven't been an avid poster in quite a while though :woo: That just means that I have been too excited living life to touch base!!! Thank you SoSuave for all the love and encouragement!!!

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LOL...


Happy birthday dude!!! Love you too brah
 
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wait_out said:
You'd better brush up on your woman-bashing and griping about hypergamy/feminism lol
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Lmfao :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hehe, I really don't remember that much misogyny or women-hating when I was a regular to the web site. So on June 15, i'll go find out how much woman hating that exists in that section of sosuave

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I remember when I was 24, eagerly waiting for the Mature Man. But I'm now 32, and 8 years is how long you've been here. Fvck, I'm old.
 
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Deep Dish said:
I remember when I was 24, eagerly waiting for the Mature Man. But I'm now 32, and 8 years is how long you've been here. Fvck, I'm old.
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feel the pain. Do you get a ten year chip for being here that long (or is there something else that we get at the ten year date)?

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Jokes on you, they're changing MM forum age to 26. :kick:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54

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P.S. good to see that some of the more seasoned posters are still here!
 
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WoW! If you are 24 years old that makes you at least 8 years older than most who post in that forum! But hey, nobody lies online. Nope. Doesn't happen.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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BigJimbo said:
WoW! If you are 24 years old that makes you at least 8 years older than most who post in that forum! But hey, nobody lies online. Nope. Doesn't happen.
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when did this become World of Warcraft? And in sosuave, nobody (not even dr. beard) lies on sosuave!

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wow... that last comment showed me how long i have been here.
 
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Two days left!!! Can't freaking wait!!!

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