"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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25 Years Old and the Mature Man Forum

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Holy Sh!t in fifteen days or so I will be 25 and allowed to post in the MM forum :box: Not going to get kicked out of the forum anymore b!tches!!!

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damn I have been at the web site for a long freaking time :trouble: Luckily I haven't been an avid poster in quite a while though :woo: That just means that I have been too excited living life to touch base!!! Thank you SoSuave for all the love and encouragement!!!

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wait_out said:
You'd better brush up on your woman-bashing and griping about hypergamy/feminism lol
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ahem... ahem... cough... b!tches and hoes... whatever it was that PRL always said... "how was that?"

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Negative thoughts down the drain just relax, let t
comic_relief said:
Holy Sh!t in fifteen days or so I will be 25 and allowed to post in the MM forum :box: Not going to get kicked out of the forum anymore b!tches!!!

-and-

damn I have been at the web site for a long freaking time :trouble: Luckily I haven't been an avid poster in quite a while though :woo: That just means that I have been too excited living life to touch base!!! Thank you SoSuave for all the love and encouragement!!!

- comic_relief
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LOL...


Happy birthday dude!!! Love you too brah
 
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wait_out said:
You'd better brush up on your woman-bashing and griping about hypergamy/feminism lol
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Lmfao :crackup:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hehe, I really don't remember that much misogyny or women-hating when I was a regular to the web site. So on June 15, i'll go find out how much woman hating that exists in that section of sosuave

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I remember when I was 24, eagerly waiting for the Mature Man. But I'm now 32, and 8 years is how long you've been here. Fvck, I'm old.
 
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Deep Dish said:
I remember when I was 24, eagerly waiting for the Mature Man. But I'm now 32, and 8 years is how long you've been here. Fvck, I'm old.
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feel the pain. Do you get a ten year chip for being here that long (or is there something else that we get at the ten year date)?

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Jokes on you, they're changing MM forum age to 26. :kick:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54

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P.S. good to see that some of the more seasoned posters are still here!
 
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WoW! If you are 24 years old that makes you at least 8 years older than most who post in that forum! But hey, nobody lies online. Nope. Doesn't happen.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BigJimbo said:
WoW! If you are 24 years old that makes you at least 8 years older than most who post in that forum! But hey, nobody lies online. Nope. Doesn't happen.
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when did this become World of Warcraft? And in sosuave, nobody (not even dr. beard) lies on sosuave!

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wow... that last comment showed me how long i have been here.
 
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Two days left!!! Can't freaking wait!!!

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