"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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25 Years Old and the Mature Man Forum

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Holy Sh!t in fifteen days or so I will be 25 and allowed to post in the MM forum :box: Not going to get kicked out of the forum anymore b!tches!!!

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damn I have been at the web site for a long freaking time :trouble: Luckily I haven't been an avid poster in quite a while though :woo: That just means that I have been too excited living life to touch base!!! Thank you SoSuave for all the love and encouragement!!!

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wait_out said:
You'd better brush up on your woman-bashing and griping about hypergamy/feminism lol
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ahem... ahem... cough... b!tches and hoes... whatever it was that PRL always said... "how was that?"

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comic_relief said:
Holy Sh!t in fifteen days or so I will be 25 and allowed to post in the MM forum :box: Not going to get kicked out of the forum anymore b!tches!!!

-and-

damn I have been at the web site for a long freaking time :trouble: Luckily I haven't been an avid poster in quite a while though :woo: That just means that I have been too excited living life to touch base!!! Thank you SoSuave for all the love and encouragement!!!

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LOL...


Happy birthday dude!!! Love you too brah
 
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wait_out said:
You'd better brush up on your woman-bashing and griping about hypergamy/feminism lol
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Lmfao :crackup:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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hehe, I really don't remember that much misogyny or women-hating when I was a regular to the web site. So on June 15, i'll go find out how much woman hating that exists in that section of sosuave

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I remember when I was 24, eagerly waiting for the Mature Man. But I'm now 32, and 8 years is how long you've been here. Fvck, I'm old.
 
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Deep Dish said:
I remember when I was 24, eagerly waiting for the Mature Man. But I'm now 32, and 8 years is how long you've been here. Fvck, I'm old.
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feel the pain. Do you get a ten year chip for being here that long (or is there something else that we get at the ten year date)?

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Jokes on you, they're changing MM forum age to 26. :kick:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54

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P.S. good to see that some of the more seasoned posters are still here!
 
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WoW! If you are 24 years old that makes you at least 8 years older than most who post in that forum! But hey, nobody lies online. Nope. Doesn't happen.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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BigJimbo said:
WoW! If you are 24 years old that makes you at least 8 years older than most who post in that forum! But hey, nobody lies online. Nope. Doesn't happen.
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when did this become World of Warcraft? And in sosuave, nobody (not even dr. beard) lies on sosuave!

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wow... that last comment showed me how long i have been here.
 
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Two days left!!! Can't freaking wait!!!

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