LeviathanIYG
Banned
- Joined
- Nov 5, 2005
- Messages
- 304
- Reaction score
- 5
15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
If a dog sh*ts on the carpet do you praise it?
If a dog sh*ts on the carpet do you praise it?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Those are the only ones I'd single out, that could work, once you're in a LTR with a girl. :-( Others are all just gay.Originally posted by dirtyvibe
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
10 . Play with her hair.
11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
16 . Give her piggyback rides.
19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
21 . Kiss her in the rain.
and you dont want your women to treat you like a king?Yeah man, this is f*cking horsesh*t. Stupid girls think they have to be treated with a certain status .
Hear hear!Originally posted by frivolousz21
and you dont want your women to treat you like a king?
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
That's being pvssy whipped. That's why LTR become SO boring for most couples. The become complacent and then it gets even worse, they become old.Originally posted by syncmaster
It works well in an ltr.
Originally posted by n00bPimp
I agree more with Maddox's list of 26 things a guy should do.
Maddox
The guy is a genious.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
his comments needed some slight revision.Originally posted by GirlCrazy
Some of my favorites:
1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
Disgusing, sounds like something a middleschooler might do
2.) Embarrass her in public.
This is sorta what neghitting too far does
3.) Randomly contradict her.
A.K.A. flirt with her
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
Intense kino
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
Too much funny, too little ****y, you come off as a clown
6.) Hide her chocolate.
Or better yet, eat it.![]()
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
This is what most geniuses do![]()
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
Real men don't need directions
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
R U outta ur mind? You'll need a tow real soon.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.
Aren't you too busy in the shower with her to do that as well?![]()
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Originally posted by Desdinova
20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
Sure. She'll masturbate to them when you're not around.
:crackup:Originally posted by Bloke
23. Get dumped
lol:crackup::crackup:Originally posted by Bloke
23. Get dumped