LeviathanIYG
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15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
If a dog sh*ts on the carpet do you praise it?
If a dog sh*ts on the carpet do you praise it?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
22 Tips to Keep Girls Happy
- Thread starter dirtyvibe
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Those are the only ones I'd single out, that could work, once you're in a LTR with a girl. :-( Others are all just gay.
white cloud 8
Senior Don Juan
Yeah man, this is f*cking horsesh*t. Stupid girls think they have to be treated with a certain status 
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.frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
and you dont want your women to treat you like a king?
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Hear hear!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
It works well in an ltr. It's just being a good guy. Don't loose your edge but you can't maintain an ltr w/ just negs and routines.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
That's being pvssy whipped. That's why LTR become SO boring for most couples. The become complacent and then it gets even worse, they become old.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Don't laugh at the list guys...
That is EXACTLY the way my fiance' treated me. I loved him very deeply. If he hadn't been killed I would be married to him now.
It's NOT doing those kinds of things that freak a woman out. It's neediness and clinginess that freaks her out. You can do every one of those things without smothering a woman. The mistake a lot of men make is this...
When a woman has her fill of intimacy and closeness she will pull away a little bit. Some men freak out when she does this and tries to give her more intimacy than she needs...desperately clinging to her because he thinks her pulling away means she doesn't want him anymore. So he grabs on tightly and won't let go. This makes her pull away even more...and he clings more. Eventually she can't take it anymore because the guy is smothering her and not giving her enough breathing room.
Again...it's not being sweet and romantic that scares women off. It's not giving her any breathing room once she's satisfied emotionally and pulls back a bit. If you let her pull back and you pull back too she will be back to her affection and attention loving self in no time.
That is EXACTLY the way my fiance' treated me. I loved him very deeply. If he hadn't been killed I would be married to him now.
It's NOT doing those kinds of things that freak a woman out. It's neediness and clinginess that freaks her out. You can do every one of those things without smothering a woman. The mistake a lot of men make is this...
When a woman has her fill of intimacy and closeness she will pull away a little bit. Some men freak out when she does this and tries to give her more intimacy than she needs...desperately clinging to her because he thinks her pulling away means she doesn't want him anymore. So he grabs on tightly and won't let go. This makes her pull away even more...and he clings more. Eventually she can't take it anymore because the guy is smothering her and not giving her enough breathing room.
Again...it's not being sweet and romantic that scares women off. It's not giving her any breathing room once she's satisfied emotionally and pulls back a bit. If you let her pull back and you pull back too she will be back to her affection and attention loving self in no time.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
Do those things when after 1-2 months of dating PS. Myspace/Friendsterish webpages are gay.
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
Some of my favorites:
1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
2.) Embarrass her in public.
3.) Randomly contradict her.
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
6.) Hide her chocolate.
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.
1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
2.) Embarrass her in public.
3.) Randomly contradict her.
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
6.) Hide her chocolate.
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
his comments needed some slight revision.Originally posted by GirlCrazy
Some of my favorites:
1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
Disgusing, sounds like something a middleschooler might do
2.) Embarrass her in public.
This is sorta what neghitting too far does
3.) Randomly contradict her.
A.K.A. flirt with her
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
Intense kino
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
Too much funny, too little ****y, you come off as a clown
6.) Hide her chocolate.
Or better yet, eat it.
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
This is what most geniuses do
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
Real men don't need directions
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
R U outta ur mind? You'll need a tow real soon.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.
Aren't you too busy in the shower with her to do that as well?
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
23. Get dumped
wheelin&dealin
Master Don Juan
Honestly though... one very useful tip, especially with ltr's is...
Get her cheap gifts every once in a while. I'm talking like spending 10 bucks on a crappy necklace or something every so often when she's not expecting it. She equates this to you thinking about her and that will keep her very happy. If you show up with a gift for her for absolutely no reason, it will be worth it's weight in gold for your relationship. She will bullsh*t to her friends about it and you will get huge rewards.
Get her cheap gifts every once in a while. I'm talking like spending 10 bucks on a crappy necklace or something every so often when she's not expecting it. She equates this to you thinking about her and that will keep her very happy. If you show up with a gift for her for absolutely no reason, it will be worth it's weight in gold for your relationship. She will bullsh*t to her friends about it and you will get huge rewards.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
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