LeviathanIYG
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15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
If a dog sh*ts on the carpet do you praise it?
If a dog sh*ts on the carpet do you praise it?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
22 Tips to Keep Girls Happy
- Thread starter dirtyvibe
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Those are the only ones I'd single out, that could work, once you're in a LTR with a girl. :-( Others are all just gay.
white cloud 8
Senior Don Juan
Yeah man, this is f*cking horsesh*t. Stupid girls think they have to be treated with a certain status 
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.frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
and you dont want your women to treat you like a king?
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Hear hear!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
It works well in an ltr. It's just being a good guy. Don't loose your edge but you can't maintain an ltr w/ just negs and routines.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
That's being pvssy whipped. That's why LTR become SO boring for most couples. The become complacent and then it gets even worse, they become old.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Don't laugh at the list guys...
That is EXACTLY the way my fiance' treated me. I loved him very deeply. If he hadn't been killed I would be married to him now.
It's NOT doing those kinds of things that freak a woman out. It's neediness and clinginess that freaks her out. You can do every one of those things without smothering a woman. The mistake a lot of men make is this...
When a woman has her fill of intimacy and closeness she will pull away a little bit. Some men freak out when she does this and tries to give her more intimacy than she needs...desperately clinging to her because he thinks her pulling away means she doesn't want him anymore. So he grabs on tightly and won't let go. This makes her pull away even more...and he clings more. Eventually she can't take it anymore because the guy is smothering her and not giving her enough breathing room.
Again...it's not being sweet and romantic that scares women off. It's not giving her any breathing room once she's satisfied emotionally and pulls back a bit. If you let her pull back and you pull back too she will be back to her affection and attention loving self in no time.
That is EXACTLY the way my fiance' treated me. I loved him very deeply. If he hadn't been killed I would be married to him now.
It's NOT doing those kinds of things that freak a woman out. It's neediness and clinginess that freaks her out. You can do every one of those things without smothering a woman. The mistake a lot of men make is this...
When a woman has her fill of intimacy and closeness she will pull away a little bit. Some men freak out when she does this and tries to give her more intimacy than she needs...desperately clinging to her because he thinks her pulling away means she doesn't want him anymore. So he grabs on tightly and won't let go. This makes her pull away even more...and he clings more. Eventually she can't take it anymore because the guy is smothering her and not giving her enough breathing room.
Again...it's not being sweet and romantic that scares women off. It's not giving her any breathing room once she's satisfied emotionally and pulls back a bit. If you let her pull back and you pull back too she will be back to her affection and attention loving self in no time.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
Do those things when after 1-2 months of dating PS. Myspace/Friendsterish webpages are gay.
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
Some of my favorites:
1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
2.) Embarrass her in public.
3.) Randomly contradict her.
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
6.) Hide her chocolate.
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.
1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
2.) Embarrass her in public.
3.) Randomly contradict her.
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
6.) Hide her chocolate.
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
his comments needed some slight revision.Originally posted by GirlCrazy
Some of my favorites:
1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
Disgusing, sounds like something a middleschooler might do
2.) Embarrass her in public.
This is sorta what neghitting too far does
3.) Randomly contradict her.
A.K.A. flirt with her
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
Intense kino
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
Too much funny, too little ****y, you come off as a clown
6.) Hide her chocolate.
Or better yet, eat it.
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
This is what most geniuses do
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
Real men don't need directions
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
R U outta ur mind? You'll need a tow real soon.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.
Aren't you too busy in the shower with her to do that as well?
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
23. Get dumped
wheelin&dealin
Master Don Juan
Honestly though... one very useful tip, especially with ltr's is...
Get her cheap gifts every once in a while. I'm talking like spending 10 bucks on a crappy necklace or something every so often when she's not expecting it. She equates this to you thinking about her and that will keep her very happy. If you show up with a gift for her for absolutely no reason, it will be worth it's weight in gold for your relationship. She will bullsh*t to her friends about it and you will get huge rewards.
Get her cheap gifts every once in a while. I'm talking like spending 10 bucks on a crappy necklace or something every so often when she's not expecting it. She equates this to you thinking about her and that will keep her very happy. If you show up with a gift for her for absolutely no reason, it will be worth it's weight in gold for your relationship. She will bullsh*t to her friends about it and you will get huge rewards.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
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