LeviathanIYG
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15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
If a dog sh*ts on the carpet do you praise it?
If a dog sh*ts on the carpet do you praise it?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
22 Tips to Keep Girls Happy
- Thread starter dirtyvibe
- Start date
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Those are the only ones I'd single out, that could work, once you're in a LTR with a girl. :-( Others are all just gay.
white cloud 8
Senior Don Juan
Yeah man, this is f*cking horsesh*t. Stupid girls think they have to be treated with a certain status 
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.frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
and you dont want your women to treat you like a king?
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Hear hear!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
It works well in an ltr. It's just being a good guy. Don't loose your edge but you can't maintain an ltr w/ just negs and routines.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
That's being pvssy whipped. That's why LTR become SO boring for most couples. The become complacent and then it gets even worse, they become old.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Don't laugh at the list guys...
That is EXACTLY the way my fiance' treated me. I loved him very deeply. If he hadn't been killed I would be married to him now.
It's NOT doing those kinds of things that freak a woman out. It's neediness and clinginess that freaks her out. You can do every one of those things without smothering a woman. The mistake a lot of men make is this...
When a woman has her fill of intimacy and closeness she will pull away a little bit. Some men freak out when she does this and tries to give her more intimacy than she needs...desperately clinging to her because he thinks her pulling away means she doesn't want him anymore. So he grabs on tightly and won't let go. This makes her pull away even more...and he clings more. Eventually she can't take it anymore because the guy is smothering her and not giving her enough breathing room.
Again...it's not being sweet and romantic that scares women off. It's not giving her any breathing room once she's satisfied emotionally and pulls back a bit. If you let her pull back and you pull back too she will be back to her affection and attention loving self in no time.
That is EXACTLY the way my fiance' treated me. I loved him very deeply. If he hadn't been killed I would be married to him now.
It's NOT doing those kinds of things that freak a woman out. It's neediness and clinginess that freaks her out. You can do every one of those things without smothering a woman. The mistake a lot of men make is this...
When a woman has her fill of intimacy and closeness she will pull away a little bit. Some men freak out when she does this and tries to give her more intimacy than she needs...desperately clinging to her because he thinks her pulling away means she doesn't want him anymore. So he grabs on tightly and won't let go. This makes her pull away even more...and he clings more. Eventually she can't take it anymore because the guy is smothering her and not giving her enough breathing room.
Again...it's not being sweet and romantic that scares women off. It's not giving her any breathing room once she's satisfied emotionally and pulls back a bit. If you let her pull back and you pull back too she will be back to her affection and attention loving self in no time.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
Do those things when after 1-2 months of dating PS. Myspace/Friendsterish webpages are gay.
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
Some of my favorites:
1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
2.) Embarrass her in public.
3.) Randomly contradict her.
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
6.) Hide her chocolate.
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.
1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
2.) Embarrass her in public.
3.) Randomly contradict her.
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
6.) Hide her chocolate.
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
his comments needed some slight revision.Originally posted by GirlCrazy
Some of my favorites:
1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
Disgusing, sounds like something a middleschooler might do
2.) Embarrass her in public.
This is sorta what neghitting too far does
3.) Randomly contradict her.
A.K.A. flirt with her
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
Intense kino
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
Too much funny, too little ****y, you come off as a clown
6.) Hide her chocolate.
Or better yet, eat it.
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
This is what most geniuses do
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
Real men don't need directions
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
R U outta ur mind? You'll need a tow real soon.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.
Aren't you too busy in the shower with her to do that as well?
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
23. Get dumped
wheelin&dealin
Master Don Juan
Honestly though... one very useful tip, especially with ltr's is...
Get her cheap gifts every once in a while. I'm talking like spending 10 bucks on a crappy necklace or something every so often when she's not expecting it. She equates this to you thinking about her and that will keep her very happy. If you show up with a gift for her for absolutely no reason, it will be worth it's weight in gold for your relationship. She will bullsh*t to her friends about it and you will get huge rewards.
Get her cheap gifts every once in a while. I'm talking like spending 10 bucks on a crappy necklace or something every so often when she's not expecting it. She equates this to you thinking about her and that will keep her very happy. If you show up with a gift for her for absolutely no reason, it will be worth it's weight in gold for your relationship. She will bullsh*t to her friends about it and you will get huge rewards.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
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